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Funguy

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  1. 3 PM - JST
  2. Yes. moisturize - all of it, every nook and cranny. Also caress. If you need help, someone is always available.
  3. As a Christie fan I enjoyed the film even though it was a remake of a remake. Having been on the original Orient Express train overnight from Venice to Paris (almost exactly 24 hours), it was nice to see that the cars were faithfully reproduced, with the Lalique sconces and glass partitions. It was fun to be dressed in a tux for dinner (the food was extraordinary) and waiting in line for the bathroom - everyone literally in silk robes and jammies - got to know a few people. There was only a sink cabinet in the cabin. My only problem was walking thru the Smoking Car to get to the Dining Car. It was quite an experience - tho no murders.
  4. I WANT, DESIRE, NEED EVERY ONE OF THESE MEN! And start over again, and over, and over! I guess you can tell . . . I have the extreme hots for silver fox DILFs.
  5. NO! NO! NO! Don't skip the shower - that's half the fun!
  6. Oh Dicky, JOIN HIM IN THE SHOWER!
  7. Well, at least the sploshing is fun!
  8. I think he looks spiffy in that suit! Certainly good enough to eat.
  9. As a psysician, I can't tell you how many times I have been on call and received messages from patients who forget to leave their call-back numbers and then who chastise me in the office the next day for not calling back. I tell them I'm not a psychic who can pull their phone number out of thin air and then I play them their message. I include pharmacy numbers as well. People sometimes become stupid or tongue-tied when they have to leave certain info and they don't leave it.
  10. How about, "Dear God" or "Lordy!"
  11. I used to see a masseur who was into kissing, and boy was he good. He would have me on my back, near the end of the massage which was extremely erotic, when he was about to finish me orally, he would substitute his hand and come up to my mouth to give one deep, hell of a kiss which always put me over the top the instant his tongue began to tango with mine.. He would continue both the kiss and the hand until I just about passed out from pleasure. (he is retired)
  12. For me it's not the length but the girth. I can take girthy but only after some wonderful play which stretches me (think 3-4 fingers).
  13. I had an escort loan me underwear. I was commando and had forgotten I was going to the tailor afterwards. It's a busy little place and often people share a dressing room. I did return them, washed of course, upon our next meeting.
  14. It may be work but what a turn on, esp when his fingers are lazily tracing lines, closer and closer, ever closer . . .
  15. How about: How do you like your dick rubbed? Do you like your balls sucked when your dick is being sucked? How many fingers do you like in your ass? All questions I got from a very very eager man (not boy) escort who wanted to please! And he sure did!!
  16. As a PCP as well, I admire you keeping to your policy. As part of the paperwork given a patient when they first join the practice is a form explaining there is a $45 no-show fee and it must be signed as proof office policy has been explained. I have never had a patient have to pay it more than once. My no show rate is probably now at 5%. Sorry everybody, but unfortunately medicine has made the leap from "art" to "business" just like everything else.
  17. Many MANY years ago it Delores Drive-in for a double Jumbo Jim, special sauce, and Suzy-Q potatoes. Now it's dick!
  18. Back on the Orient Express . . . new shingles vaccine: Get it even if you had the old vaccine and even if you have had shingles. Now recommended down to 50 years of age. This is not a "gay" thing - it's for everyone EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU NEVER HAD CHICKENPOX. You can have a light case with 2-3 pox and never in the world think you had it. The chicken pox vaccine didn't come into wide usage until the 80's so that's when the number of cases of chicken pox began to decrease and if you had chicken pox you are now susceptible to shingles. Now, think about all those people who went to "chicken pox parties" way back then and their risk for shingles now. OUCH! Literally!
  19. I LOVE older, more mature escorts. Even guys in their 30's can actually fit into that category. 40's, 50's are terrific as far as I'm concerned. As far as coming, if I can cum twice (or more ) in 2 hours you bet they can, too!
  20. Yes . . . Infantile seizure disorder!
  21. I had a patient come in on a Friday for his check up and first set of shots (age 2 months) and the parents were going to go away for the weekend (with kid) and wanted to come back the following week for the shots - in case the baby did have some fever and irritability after them (common). So - no shots. Lo and behold, that nite the baby had a seizure and was subsequently diagnosed with a severe neurological condition leading to retardation and death at a very young age. Imagine if the baby had gotten the vaccines! More fuel for anti-vaxxers. This particular known condition generally hits babies at the 2-4 month age, just when vaccines are given. Guess what gets the blame.
  22. Yes - "venereal warts" due to HPV are something to behold. I had one patient who had what looked like a cauliflower growing out of his ass. His surgery was NOT outpatient!
  23. Just to throw my 2 cents in re: antivaxxers - the guy who did the original study in the UK lost his medical license and the the other authors of the study withdrew their names when it was actually published. The study was debunked 12 ways from both Saturday AND Sunday and, before said debunking, there were then hundreds of cases of measles in the UK with a high number of DEATHS. Yes, the risk from catching measles and dying is nothing to laugh about. I had it as an adult and I was out of work for 1 month and nearly hospitalized. Back to your original programming now . . .
  24. It's not that they don't ALLOW it, insurance just won't pay for it! More and more docs realize alternative life style are a good reason to get it and they will give.it. you just pay. LBGTQ clinics also offer it regardless of age.
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