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Started hiring at 62; 69 and a few months from 70 now. Fortunately, I don't look my age and function like a 50 year old. 69 is a stupendous age! It has taken me this long to get the "ins and outs" down pat so I will rarely if ever have a disappointing time.

I get rid of a lot of hair on my shoulders, back, arms, ass, legs, balls, because I am prone to ingrown hairs. If you've ever had one on your balls, you want to cut your balls OFF. Chest, abd, pubes still there as is nice silver beard!

There was an Aussie group who performed Puppetry of the Penis where they tied their dicks and balls into different shapes. The pix are really quite funny.

No, that would be Randy Andy!

Aloe gel. Only problem was, it happened to be the one specifically for sunburns and it also had a topical anesthetic in it. I didn't feel a thing!

You don't have to wait 24 hours - a hour usually is plenty to see if you react. Also, if you don't like the smell - squeeze the Magic into a small bowl and get some essential oil such as lavender to add. You'll be smooth as a baby's butt.

I had a similar case many years ago where the patient wore a gold necklace (like an ID bracelet) which stated DNR. There was a bit of a kerfuffle until we were able to locate his family (fortunately he was known at the hospital so was ID'd). Another case was that of my father - he had myasthenia gravis for many years and was at end-stage pulmonary muscle failure. He had DNR everywhere, in the room, on file, etc. He had a respiratory episode and the intern on the case gave him respiratory support, including having him intubated. 1-2 days later my father demanded the ET tube be removed and he be allowed to pass. All of my family was present and the wishes respected. Fortunately he was medicated and was in no distress at the end. p.s. - @Gar1eth - it was MANY years after he was diagnosed and he was 86 by that time.

He's on the East coast. He needs to come to California - that's just an aftershock for us. Only enough to jiggle the extra poundage.

I used to see a masseur a few years ago. I always scheduled 90 minutes but by 20 we were fucking. He always showed me the door after the fucking and a shower - out before 60 minutes and always wanted full payment. I scheduled 60 minutes and we were done by 45. Tho the fuck was good, I said enough. He disappeared shortly after.

Dear God - I should be so fat!

More common than you think with prosthetic implants ... look and FEEL real!

But what about them

Are we talking naked only? If people (ALL sizes) dressed appropriately it would help many of those heavier guys to have a better self-image. Skinny ones too. No more buttons almost popping on the shirts, same with coats, no more belly flopping over belt, etc. For skinnies no more baggy pants, etc. Wear the size which is appropriate, convey self-confidence, SMILE , go for the moon. It IS workable. Try it. (by the way I am HWP and I don't discriminate)

I use Magic cream - no razor burn, nicks, etc. Smear it on, wait, wash off and Preston- smooth. First time users, try a test area to make sure it doesn't cause irritation.

I have ALWAYS found that if someone exudes confidence then what they look like is irrelevant. I had some of the best sex I have ever had with a "fatty" who just came up to me at a party and steered me into a bedroom. Never happened before nor since. But boy, he was dynamite. We talked after and he had no self-image issues - he knew he was obese, he was trying to drop some weight solely for health issues but otherwise. . . Let the good times roll!

What about the other side o the coin? The client coming (not cumming) too early? Because of poor planning, traffic changes, excitement, I wound up a few places up to 30 minutes early. I wait, twiddle my thumbs - that's thumbs, guys - and send a text 10-15 minutes at the earliest, that's here and will wait. Even at 15 minutes it's cum on up!

Ideally, 45 - 60.

There is also East Chicago, Indiana.

You should try Mark in North Hollywood. Don't have his link handy - sorry. He's been mentioned here on forum so you should easily find him. Very sensual and erotic, well proportioned, very interactive and a great experience everytime I see him. Fun, too.

Oh! Oh! OH! OHHHHHHHHH! Ahhhhhhhhh! Thank you @jjkrkwood

Excuse me. WAS notorious!

Some of the guys with the biggest cocks are often bottoms because they can't get very hard. Not their fault but there just isn't enough blood for both heads.

I always laugh when I get their Bait and Switch coupons and discount cards. And no, he ISN'T in the bag. But, dear old Alfred Bloomingdale is notorious!

That's kinky? Oh, I get it - he was a "kid."

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