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    Friday Funnies

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    ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2015 EUROPE

    From JOHN CLEESE

     

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists ha...ve been re-categorised from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

     

    The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

     

    The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.

     

    Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

     

    The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

     

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

     

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

     

    Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

     

    Regards,

    John Cleese ,

    British writer, actor and tall person

     

    And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.

     

    Life is too short!

     

    TruHart1 :cool:

    Friday Funnies

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    From a relative’s FaceBook page:

     

    My Travel Plans for 2015...

     

    I have been to many places, but I've never been in Kahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Kahoots with someone. o_O

     

    I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.:rolleyes:

     

    I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.:eek:

     

    I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too keen on that much physical activity anymore.:D

     

    I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.:oops:

     

    I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.:p

     

    Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I’ve found I unfortunately go there more often as I get older.:mad:

     

    One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age, I need all the stimuli I can get!;)

     

    I may have been in Continent a few times, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there!o_O

     

    Finally, I was born in the state of Confusion. It does seem that as I’ve gotten older, I visit my home state more and more often!:confused:

     

    TruHart1 :cool:

    What's Your Earliest "I'm Queer" memory?

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    Tony, that reminded me of my other hot teacher in HS, who taught both history and driver's ed. (Why are driver's ed teachers always so hunky?) I never saw him out of his clothes but he had that linebacker build, big muscles, pushing his white dress shirt to its limits, though not yet heading to fat. Well, he either wore loose boxers or no underwear at all because to this day I remember vividly how I could see the outline of what appeared to be his very large soft cock in his dress pants! It was always there, every day, and it became somewhat logistically difficult for me to get up and leave after history class because I'd almost always have a raging hard-on from day-dreaming about his impressive dick when the bell rang!!!:eek:

     

    TruHart1 :cool:

    What's Your Earliest "I'm Queer" memory?

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    I guess male locker rooms have always been sexual places for me. After my young swimming pool locker room adventures, much later, in junior high, I had an assistant gym coach who was probably fresh out of college, maybe 23 to 25 years old! The words "brick shithouse" come to mind. As I recall, he was newly married (not sure how I heard that!) but I would actually dawdle getting my gym clothes off and heading to the shower so I could look into the coaches' office (it had glass on the upper half of the office wall on 3 sides) to see him turn around, peel off his running shorts, (they were short back then and he always taught in them) bend over, and then peel off his jockstrap, which he also always wore. I remember for the first time being fascinated with a man's butt and his was perfection. He would turn around and head to the shower and I'd check out his soft cock and that amazing undulating butt as he walked away. He was super masculine and became my main fantasy for many years when accessing my memory for my self-pleasuring private times!;)

     

    TruHart1 :cool:

    What's Your Earliest "I'm Queer" memory?

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    I used to wait for shirtless scenes of this guy. Can anyone name actor and the show?

     

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    Gman

    Yes, again, reruns with my Dad lol! Mission Impossible. Peter Lupus (sic) And btw I have heard of Bonanza and that other Western with Barbara Stanwyck NOW of course lol, but as a kid. "no" had no idea what they were.

     

    What I remember with fondness about Peter Lupus was his Playgirl centerfold! He was blessed with quite an impressive endowment and most of it was visible in that layout, enough so that it was the object of very serious and repeat studies during my (since I had not yet moved out of my folks home yet) private time!;););)

     

    Lupus (as a bodybuilder) was especially attractive to me on Mission Impossible, but I also thought Greg Morris and Peter Graves were very attractive too!

     

    TruHart1 :cool:

    Breakfast in bed??

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    It froze up on me too. The Geek Squad at Best Buy says there is malware that interferes with certain websites or downloads, especially if there are "naughty" images involved. I am going to upgrade to IE 10 and see if that helps, but if now, I guess I will end up with Chrome, which I really don't like either.

     

    Interesting DD...I was just at the Geek Squad having drivers reinstalled. I started having problems with Firefox, and I was told that firefox was bought out, and they are not really maintaining it anymore, which accounted for it's instability. Their advice was do not upgrade to windows 10, not worth the nightmare. They recommended to use chrome, which owns Firefox now. All news to me, I'm not really plugged in to the tech loop, others might have better info, but the Geek Squad as always done an excellent job for me with regard to repairs...

     

    Hey BVB. Dan said he was going to upgrade to Internet Explorer 10 and YOU said the Geek Squad advised you to NOT upgrade to Windows 10, which is the newest upgrade to Windows still in beta testing last I read. Just wanted to make it clear that IE 10 (an internet browser) and Windows 10 (an operating system) are two completely different entities!

     

    To quote BVB:

    OK...sorry Okliehomo for the hyjack, back to the nekked boys. :D

     

    TruHart1 :cool:

    Breakfast in bed??

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    LOL....

     

    Curious though, did they work for you?

     

    Well lately my IE has not played any tumblr videos at all...I need to check the "add-ons" setup, but never want to take the time, so I just open my Chrome and the tumblr vids work fine! (The first link leads to a hot rimming scene and the second one leads to the same guys, one being fucked quite energetically!)

     

    TruHart1 :cool:

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