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TruHart1

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  1. Blowjob A cute teenager is walking downtown and a guy whispers to him, "Blowjob, fifty dollars." He gives him a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another guy does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returns home is, "Dad, what's a blowjob?" His dad replies, "Fifty dollars, just like downtown!" TruHart1
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  3. Horsing around with Philosophy 101: TruHart1
  4. I'M ready, @whipped guy, they can ALL cum down my chimney, together or separately!!! :D:D TruHart1
  5. With this particular escort, although his ass is "baby got back" impressive, I'd just rather kiss, especially while he's leading me toward an explosive orgasm. He has no problem with my cupping his impressive ass cheeks and lightly fingering his hole, so I can spread his cheeks and lightly finger him while my excellent imagination can give me a very good fantasy as to exactly what he would taste/feel like if I could rim him, certainly enough to get me ratcheted up to another level of sexual excitement while I'm also kissing his sensuous mouth deeply! With him, I never get to a point where I'm ready to give up the kissing. It's win/win though, because he has one of the very best body builder bodies I've ever cum across! TruHart1
  6. ...and that reminds me of an escort with whom I was kissing deeply, after I asked him whether he'd be okay with me eating out his muscular ass, "You're welcome to do that if you want, but I can't kiss anymore after your tongue's been in my ass!" Needless to say, I did not rim him. His kissing was too hot and I did not want to stop it!!! TruHart1
  7. Biblical pick-up lines: Not trying to inject religion here, but I think this boy is so damn cute!!! :) TruHart1
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  9. Speaking of this particular holiday: TruHart1
  10. ...about those Christmas movies I still love after repeat viewings for so many years: TruHart1
  11. That reminds me. One escort told me he used to work with his partner until they parted ways, "He's a great escort, but a really terrible husband!" :eek: TruHart1
  12. Well I can see that this guy will be "using the secret code" from now on whenever he needs to buy flowers for his wife after he's actually married, for all those special occasions! Hell! She'll probably wonder why he showers her with so many flowers! LOL :D:D TruHart1
  13. Of course, in that movie and the sequels, even if you didn't take the flight, you ended up dead by impossible means anyway because it had been your destiny to die on the plane in a horrible, fiery crash! Fun times!!! :eek: TruHart1
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  15. A non-age shaving escort is the exception, truly a rara avis. There are a few, but I have found most escorts I've gotten to know well enough admit to shaving anywhere from 5 to 15 years off their real age, in other words, just as many years as they think is believable! TruHart1
  16. True Love and STALKING: TruHart1
  17. And a 70's classic: TruHart1
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  21. Another comment I will make and then I'll shut up while I go look for sexy pix of Paolo on Google; This video is of a dress rehearsal and it is quite rare for a singer to even hit the high note in falsetto, let alone full-voiced like he does in the video! As Francesca sings: "Paolo, datemi pace" Oh yes indeed, Paolo! ;) TruHart1
  22. LOL! One of the first times I attended the MET back in 1979 in orchestra standing room, there was a very hot leather guy in full leather gear, tee shirt bursting the seams from his muscularity, chaps over faded, tight blue jeans! It was a complete, uncut Così fan tutte (with TeKanawa's Fiordiligi) almost four hours with one intermission and Maestro Levine doing his Mozartian slow tempi in the pit! Whenever I was bored by anything during that performance, I just looked over at the leather guy (he was to the left in the row in front of me!) and it always perked me right up!!! :) (That wasn't you @whipped guy was it?) I've been fine with casual dress at the MET ever since. :D:D Wow! Signor Fanale is quite the discovery! There do seem to be more "barihunks" in the business than hunky tenors. I know another tenor now whose career I will begin following right this minute! Thank you loads, @Despardo (and yes, there's a pun there! ;)) TruHart1
  23. I'll have to agree to disagree @jimboivyo since I believe like @sutherland the MET needs asses to fill seats to survive, whether those asses belong to a well-dressed Michael Lucas or a casually dressed Austin Wolfe! Both asses quite impressive, BTW, even though the hotties in question both call themselves tops!!! For me the elitist attitude of some people, many of whom never attend the opera at all, is very old fashioned and out-of-date, mainly because I have believed for many years that opera needs a wider appeal in order to not become an endangered art form. [Edited to add: The MET's official dress code has been quite relaxed since the late 1960's so that's how old-fashioned the elitist viewpoint is for attendees of that "august" opera house!] TruHart1
  24. "I got my ass waxed just for the rimming you plan to give me tomorrow!!!" and from a different escort... "Come here babe, let's make love!" TruHart1
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