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TruHart1

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  1. "I want to compliment the company that makes the iPhone," said Tom applauding. TruHart1 I like the idea of going to a place named BJ's for rewards you get directly at your machine! It makes me imagine one of those hot casino men kneeling in front of my...machine! LOL :D:D TruHart1
  2. Absolutely! I had a 50/50 experience with Derek Atlas. The first time I hired him was amazing. Open, relaxed guy who was into most anything (safe) sexually and knew how to press all my turn-on buttons. The next time I set up an appointment with him, he was unreachable on the day with an apology a few days later that his phone died/malfunctioned and, since all his appointments were solely kept on his phone, he could not do anything about it until his phone was repaired. I really had no plan B but found the excellent Benjamin Atwood available, so I almost feel thankful for him flaking because I'd never have met Benjamin otherwise! The session Derek and I did have was so fine, I'd definitely try again with him but I would have a back-up in the wings, for sure. TruHart1
  3. "These propulsion systems were used by NASA on moon rockets," said Tom apologetically. TruHart1
  4. It's funny that way but I heard it thus: “I had a lobotomy,” Tom said absentmindedly. TruHart1
  5. MMmmm...looks like the hot Apollo Phoenix displaying his major asset!!! TruHart1
  6. "I'm halfway up a mountain," Tom alleged. TruHart1
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  8. I've heard consensual prison sex can be hot!!! TruHart1
  9. WHAT?... TruHart1
  10. I know most cities now require bike lanes but this is ridiculous!!! TruHart1
  11. THE ROAD TO...?! TruHart1
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  14. High(er) math? TruHart1
  15. Hot, sexy Russell Tovey nips!!! TruHart1
  16. "This is the real male goose," said Tom, producing the propaganda. "I won't finish in fifth place," Tom held forth. TruHart1
  17. “I’m fearful it was fracking which caused the magnitude 5.6 earthquake!” responded Tom shakily. TruHart1
  18. The first paragraph in this Wikipedia entry on Senator Palpatine made me think of a certain political entity who, although not a senator, never-the-less appears "to be a well-intentioned public servant and supporter of democracy prior to becoming Emperor," etc... :eek: (Should this be in Political Friday Funnies?) TruHart1
  19. “Who cut the cheese?” queried Tom gratingly. TruHart1
  20. "Don't let me drown in Egypt!" pleaded Tom, deep in denial. TruHart1
  21. "I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window," Tom said painfully. TruHart1
  22. "Elvis is dead," said Tom expressly. TruHart1
  23. Of course, the barista could have shut down the smug guy with that fact...but she didn't, Blanche, she didn't!!!:p:p (she probably had no idea Venti stood for 20 ounces!) TruHart1
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  25. I see school is starting again... TruHart1
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