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Here's the John in Atlanta I believe @Racketjock is referencing: https://rent.men/John_Atlanta And regarding Andrew Justice, @Racketjock's description, "oh that curve and big mushroom head!..damn sexy and a killer smile" describes Mr. Justice (whom I've been lucky enough to see quite a few times, whenever I am in Chicago) to a T, so I'm absolutely certain Andrea IS just a typo for Andrew!!! TruHart1

French escalator "Love Prank!" TruHart1

Wait a minute! Except for the fact that he's on a chair and not on the bed, isn't this the "hacker" the Donald spoke of so eloquently? Just sayin' :rolleyes: TruHart1

...and a groaner for the punsters!!! TruHart1

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Bride-to-be The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy." The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..." "I know how to fuck, mother," the bride-to-be interrupted. "I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna." TruHart1

New Years Eve On New Year's Eve, Declan stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, he wanted everyone to be standing next to the one person, spouse or friend, who made their life worth living. Well, it was actually kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death! :eek: TruHart1

Blowjob A cute teenager is walking downtown and a guy whispers to him, "Blowjob, fifty dollars." He gives him a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another guy does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returns home is, "Dad, what's a blowjob?" His dad replies, "Fifty dollars, just like downtown!" TruHart1

Alabama Walmart Mistakenly Stocks Gun Counter With “Gun Oil” Lube http://imageslogotv-a.akamaihd.net//uri/mgid:uma:image:logotv.com:10972208?quality=0.8&format=jpg&height=495&width=660 http://www.newnownext.com/alabama-walmart-mistakenly-stocks-gun-counter-with-gun-oil-lube/10/2015/ TruHart1

Horsing around with Philosophy 101: TruHart1

I'M ready, @whipped guy, they can ALL cum down my chimney, together or separately!!! :D:D TruHart1

With this particular escort, although his ass is "baby got back" impressive, I'd just rather kiss, especially while he's leading me toward an explosive orgasm. He has no problem with my cupping his impressive ass cheeks and lightly fingering his hole, so I can spread his cheeks and lightly finger him while my excellent imagination can give me a very good fantasy as to exactly what he would taste/feel like if I could rim him, certainly enough to get me ratcheted up to another level of sexual excitement while I'm also kissing his sensuous mouth deeply! With him, I never get to a point where I'm ready to give up the kissing. It's win/win though, because he has one of the very best body builder bodies I've ever cum across! TruHart1

...and that reminds me of an escort with whom I was kissing deeply, after I asked him whether he'd be okay with me eating out his muscular ass, "You're welcome to do that if you want, but I can't kiss anymore after your tongue's been in my ass!" Needless to say, I did not rim him. His kissing was too hot and I did not want to stop it!!! TruHart1

Biblical pick-up lines: Not trying to inject religion here, but I think this boy is so damn cute!!! :) TruHart1

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Speaking of this particular holiday: TruHart1

...about those Christmas movies I still love after repeat viewings for so many years: TruHart1

That reminds me. One escort told me he used to work with his partner until they parted ways, "He's a great escort, but a really terrible husband!" :eek: TruHart1

Well I can see that this guy will be "using the secret code" from now on whenever he needs to buy flowers for his wife after he's actually married, for all those special occasions! Hell! She'll probably wonder why he showers her with so many flowers! LOL :D:D TruHart1

Of course, in that movie and the sequels, even if you didn't take the flight, you ended up dead by impossible means anyway because it had been your destiny to die on the plane in a horrible, fiery crash! Fun times!!! :eek: TruHart1

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A non-age shaving escort is the exception, truly a rara avis. There are a few, but I have found most escorts I've gotten to know well enough admit to shaving anywhere from 5 to 15 years off their real age, in other words, just as many years as they think is believable! TruHart1

True Love and STALKING: TruHart1

And a 70's classic: TruHart1

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