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This tracks with Zurich's general ethos. It's a world financial hub where wealthy people conduct business. They want safe, clean temporary companionship, and it seems like Zurich just wants to ensure that

Literally just got back from PV and it was business as usual. Maybe because it's low season, but there were fewer working men in general. Fewer masseurs on the streets, fewer strippers in the clubs and fewer people on Grindr

Just visited Wet Dreamz and learned a new scam. Stripper grabs me as I walk in and asks if I want to do a private, I can fuck him. He was cute so I asked how much. He said “600 for the room and 400 for the sex” I said that 400 pesos ($20) is really cheap. He said its late and he wants to make some money at the end of the night. I said OK. When it was over, I felt generous and gave him 1,000 pesos (about $50). He said “no, $400 USD.” I reminded him of our conversation and said I can talk to the manager to straighten it out. He accepted the money and we went our separate ways. I’ve always advocated for Wet Dreamz despite its reputation here. Not any more. Avoid it. No one had ever quoted me USD for anything anywhere ever in PV. You don’t expect it, it’s an easy miss, and a younger me would be way too timid to have said anything. Be careful, guys, and please share this.

I've literally been approached by female prostitutes trailed by older women (I assume pimps) at night in the area. THAT kind of prostitution is actually illegal. Prostitution is legal in Switzerland. It costs about $50 annually for a permit and it includes free sti testing. There's literally no reason to be off the books. I suspect the claims are overblown, and this person might be fear-mongering

That's on the dancer, unfortunately. I've had dancers hold off on privates because they'll tell me they're about to perform. They'll do their rounds with the tips and then go freshen up, change and even put on a little cologne. Those are the guys that I give fat tips to

No money, no honey!

I always go past the 10 minute mark at Wet Dreams and 69. There will be a knock on the door. We always stay over. Nothing else happens after that. I don't know if the doorman charges the dancer for a second round or he's more-or-less just acting like a timer for the dancer, but I've never been asked for more money. Maybe because it's busy? I don't know. I'm unfamiliar with this buyout concept. Can you elaborate?

In PVR? That's borderline criminal.

I didn't say or imply that. You're accusing people of exploitation for paying a reasonable rate. Just because you are overpaying a ridiculous amount for services doesn't make everyone else criminals. If you want to flex, don't do it by accusing others of abuse.

Unless you're a local and a regular, my experience has been that the bartenders genuinely don't want you there. I've never felt so unwelcome giving a bar my business.

To keep things in context, the average doctor in Germany makes 50€ an hour, so maybe let's tone down the sanctimony. If you won't pay less than 200€, it's you that's being extorted, my friend.

My experience with Tabasco and Pinnochio has been only seeing rough straight Turkish escorts that will rob you unless you're extremely careful. Has the situation improved?

I see what you did there

This makes me so sad

Yeah that's bs lol. 69 definitely allows women, but they're usually well behaved and they don't come in groups. They're never more than 5% of the customers