LOL. I did give a fuck. I was radiant, feeding myself on their envy. I was not trying to hide the nature of my relationship. I was obviously buying the drinks, when the strippers jumped on us I would give him each single dollar he tipped. It was a lot of fun. Next time I will drink less.
You may be wrong. I know straight couples who experiment with dildos in the man's ass. A straight man can definitely feel pleasure by anus ring and prostate stimulation. Vadim may be enjoying the prostate massage and imagining he is with a woman.
You may also be right.
You also noticed, I was not crazy. The waiter was sitting with us, the dancers were jumping on us, I went to get drinks and when I came back I had to rescue him from a vulture patron. I love it when I have the one everyone else is wanting.