Lohengrin1979

I can’t remember the name he used to use (Eric, perhaps?), but I seem to recall a report where he stopped mid-session to answer the door for UPS .... while his client was on the table in the altogether just inside the door. But I am not speaking from personal experience, and the preceding commenter clearly is.

Yes he has gone by both names in the past.

I used to hire Chris years ago. I went back once last May and I will never go back. It was truly disturbing. PM if you want specifics.

No therapeutic massage is worth $175 unless it comes accompanied with spa amenities and a chance to flirt in a steam room. Some of these providers are delusional.

Carson is wonderful. A sweet, handsome man, with just the best personality. His massage is on the lighter side but I never ask for deep tissue. His body is amazing.

Thank you. Did he upsell?

He did not.

is he interactive? Sensual?

For me he was very interactive. Unfortunately he used that to try and conceal some rather mediocre massage skills. Ymmv but I guess it depends on what you want out of the session.

Man, that sounds so hot. I’d love to hire him but I probably know him professionally.

Ugh, the temptation though.

Look no further than Tim, aka Dragon Boy

Seconded. I was quite miffed when he left LA. He is fantastic, as a person and a masseur.

Keep in mind that im STRAIGHT whos only trying to help you get your nut in. Im on edibles just about all day everyday. So if I talk out of my ass its obvious because I felt comfortable enough to do so with you. I also take alot of interest in who is getting my massages. My massages might not be the best as compared to others like I said I never half ass it unless you called me at freaking night when im exhausted and only trying to stay up as some do like that midnight fix for the melatonin. I dont only try massaging but heal in metaphysical terms through meditation and chakra alignments ? as a practice for myself. Through time I've grown and gain experiences from indivuals. If you felt that way maybe you should've grown a pair of balls and tell me what needed to be worked on to come into agreement. Other than just talking shit. We could've worked something out but it NEVER DOES BECAUSE I did not satisfies your sexual needs.

This is a board to review masseurs. I reviewed you. You admit you’re straight and trying to get clients rocks off. You assured me you have massage skills. You didn’t. It’s not “talking shit” when that’s the purpose of this board. You had the chance to make your case and, instead, you and your handler/friend decided to resort to attacking me. The bad look is on you.

I am entitled to my opinions, you can state yours, I can rebut its inaccuracy. I don’t know what you haters hope to gain by your initial attacks, but I will defend myself and my friend. He will continue to gain new business because as adults all the readers can see the ill slant in your attacks. You obviously didn’t achieve the sexual satisfaction you desired and that seems to be the main problem here.

You are tiresome. I didn’t want Horus for any sexual activity. I wanted a good massage which he claimed he could do. He cannot. It’s as simple as that. You’re like a dog with a bone mentioning sex. If I want sex, I hire an escort. Plain and simple. If I want a massage, I hire a masseur, and I expect him to have skill.

I have not insulted Horus. I’ve merely pointed out he is untrained and cannot give a good massage. Who knows what he does or does not do sexually? It wasn’t a factor in my appointment with him.

So, again, you bringing up sex is just a deflection. Your comment about Trump below is laughable as you are the one using deflection and ad hominem attacks in this thread, sir.

Contrary to your statement he’s done very well and has had more bookings thanks to my help. So despite your efforts to trash him or lull others into your thought process isn’t helping your cause either. It makes you look bitter.

The only bitter one is you because someone thought your favorite wasn’t perfect.

Thanks for the personal attack by PM, by the way. It was creative, if inaccurate. I sure hope you get a ban soon. Your conduct on this board is unbecoming.

I'm sure you're just upset that you couldn't get what you wanted for your sexual satisfaction l,unfortunately you can't win them all that way. Either you love it or you don't. ?‍♂️ you still hired me.

You do yourself no favors by acting this way. Yes I hired you, and found your skills lacking. And There was no sexual interaction between us.

Shrug away but neither your responses, nor those of your promoter, are helping you.

I have to say you must be talking about another provider or he didn’t provide you with all the sexual activity you demanded at the massage rate. Either case sounds like you have an axe to grind here. This simply was not my experience.

I didn’t demand any sexual activity from him and I have no axe to grind. I specifically mentioned that he can’t massage well. I’m glad your experience was enough to make you post several topics about him. Mine was not.

That’s the fun thing about a public forum. It’s open to discussion.

No he is not. He’s another straight dude with no massage skills allowing you to pay for the pleasure of him dangling his(admittedly thick) flaccid member in front of your face while he tickles your back and talks... a lot.

As an escort there could be some appeal but he is not a masseur. At all. You might be better off promoting him in The Deli.

I just had a “come to Jesus” moment with one of the masseurs I hire regularly. I understand that things come up but he was constantly rescheduling due to the demands of his other career. I finally had to put my foot down and remind him that my time is also valuable and I schedule my own work around appointments I commit to.

It went well and he’s been toeing the line thus far. If your regular masseur values your business, he will shape up. If not, there are others who will.

- When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time. - Maya Angelou

I can respect that. But hey, to @thedanNYC ’s original point, a bunch of other guys affirmed the original post - how about you all showing the rest of us what you’ve got?! ?

My ass, while deemed perfectly acceptable by some, did not come into play in my appointment with Dylan. Haha.

I’ll throw my kudos into the ring for Dylan as well. Sweet guy, adorable personality. Great body and skilled therapist. We had a delightful time and he’ll definitely be a repeat.

Imagine posting something on a public forum and being upset when other views are proffered.

You are doing your credibility no favors with your petulance and belligerence. You obviously have an axe to grind.

I attempted to engage him for an outcall. He claimed that an out all to Koreatown, from his place in Venice, would cost $500. For a massage. Needless to say, I declined.

I have. He gives an excellent deep tissue massage. Completely clothed although he didn’t insist on draping. A little nervous at first but warmed up. If you’re looking for a good deep tissue, I’d recommend.

I went once. I will not return. Strange vibe. Nervous talker and sub par massage. This was about 4 years ago so things may have changed but those pictures are all the same since then.

I met him this weekend. He looks just like his photos. Not a good massage, not a bad massage. MT, HE. Very positive energy. He hosted in a hotel and did not have a table. I was ok, but I know this is a dealbreaker for some. PM if you want to know more.

I concur with the above. I’ve had him here at my place in LA. Sweet, energetic guy. So so massage. Great body.

Thanks @sync - blanked on adding the link.

 

@Lohengrin1979 - is he strictly therapeutic?

No, he offers more. YMMV of course but he seems open to things.

Jay is decent. He’s a bit of a peculiar personality but we discussed opera for the first part of the massage, which some of you know, is a sure way to butter me up. He was nude and I left happy. The body is incredible. The technique... interesting. I might repeat just to see if he loosens up the more you go.