Bosguy

Now that your friend has made fun of college football programs in many states, he's going to have to change his route to the West. I had so much fun with this thread! Thanks

Boston Bill

Congratulations on gathering a wide selection of types of couples. I was fascinated with the following:

# 1, # 11, # 22, and # 39

Boston Bill

I love this thread. Everytime I read it, I sit and laugh hysterically with tears running down my face and a rejuvenated lease on life!

Boston Bill

Not usually a fan of redheads because of growing up in an Irish environment with lots of redheads. Hence, my tastes were to darker guys, but you chose 4 guys who would definitely be great reds in the bed

# 12

# 17

# 25

# 31

Boston Bill

I hope you are doing fine. You've brought many rays of sunshine and a whole lot of laughter into my life since I joined the Forum.

All my best to you. Take care

Boston Bill

I don't think it's necessary to worship any 1 part of anyone's anatomy. The thing I appreciate most is 2 people adoring the "whole package--physical, emotional, and social". That's enjoyment!

Boston Bill

Hot image. When he's done with the whips, I'd love to see what lies behind that huge bulge in his leather jock

Boston Bill

In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.

 

One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.

 

Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.

 

As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.

 

" Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us."

 

 

She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said: " DON'T SELL THAT COW."

SO IRISH!!!!!

Boston Bill

Thanks Jackhammer,

Life under the sheets makes the worries of the world seem small when you're dealing with bigger "issues"

Boston Bill

I'd have to rig something up so I could enjoy both sides equally and frequently. Perfect hunky flipper!!!!!

Boston Bill

I'd love to inspect the tatoo art up close while experiencing the wonder of that butt art

Boston Bill

Drinking and Driving

 

I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been lucky not to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from our various social sessions over the

years.

 

A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and then topped it off with a margarita. Not a

good idea.

 

Knowing full well I was at least slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home.

 

Sure enough I passed a police road block but because it was a bus, they waved it past.

 

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise. I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

Thanks Ed

You certainly caught me on that one. I thought it was very serious and then you threw the hilarious punchline in. I thought we were talking about a boring metro bus, but ended up riding with Priscilla, Queen of the desert

Boston Bill

Final installment of LIFE WITH MY FAMILY

 

Mississippi

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole yo pickup truck frum the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"

The young man answered, "ah couldn't tell, but ah got the license number."

 

 

North Carolina

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "Ah got a flat tahr."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down dey tell you ta put flares in the front and flares in the back. Ah never did understand it neither."

 

Tennessee

A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

 

Texas

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."

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Don't know where they come from, but they sure do make me laugh. And I thought only us Bostonians talked funny---right Oliver?

Thank you again for making life a fun time even when it doesn't appear so.

Boston Bill

I was born in Atlanta Georgia. I have family Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and both Carolinas. My buddy from Ohio sent these. They are riffs on behavior by some of the fine citizens of those various states. So before anyone gets upset, these are probably some of my relatives we're talking about. Over the next couple of weeks we will hopefully get a few chuckles from some of my family living in these altered STATES.

 

Florida

 

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out

of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph,

enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.

 

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue

lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110,

then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!"

and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

 

Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked

up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift

ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason

for speeding--a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."

 

The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off

with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.

 

"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper as he walked away.

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JH,

There are a lot of "altered states" and residents of those states living in the midwest. Know any? I do.

Boston Bill

Loved the pairs in images # 1 and # 7. I'd love to get tossed around by these muscular, hairy, macho MEN anytime

Boston Bill

# 1 and # 2 in front row look like twins (at least their bodies). I guess in this day and age, it's OK to have 2 daddies

Boston Bill

I agree with wnybear that only the first guy looks decent in glasses... plus the style of glasses seems to fit his look... plus the glasses are relative unobtrusive compared to the "over-the-top" styling of most of the others.

 

Now interestingly regarding myself... when playing the bottom guy I usually take mine off... as traditionally it is not "kool" to beat up on a guy wearing glasses. However, when playing the dom... I most definitely keep them on... as I need to see what I am doing... It ain't a good idea to miss your mark and not be "on target" when playing with a flogger or similar toys!

Unique reason for eyeglass wear. Usually it's because you're either near sighted or far sighted. I like the reasoning of top or bottom much better. I'll have to pass this on to my optomotrist

Boston Bill

# 11 for me. Love his slim but muscular physique

Boston Bill

I have a number of close friends in the real estate field. It truly is a tough profession. They are either multi millionares or paupers. The smart ones have to budget for "rainy days" (been a lot the last couple years). It is apparent BVB has been involved in this profession for a while and knows what he is talking about. I would trust his advice totally when venturing back into real estate.

Boston Bill

I'd love to put a huge smile on his face anytime

Boston Bill

Can't top that BB...;)

I'm totally sure you can TOP that. In fact, I bet we could DP that incredible butt.

Boston Bill

Heels don't make the man. Incredible butt and body. Besides, who sees the feet when they're over your shoulders or behind your back. Just enjoy!!!

Boston Bill

It would definitely be # 4 for me. Great slim but muscular body and a certain mildly scruffy look makes him so appealing

One condition though. With that piece of equipment he's sporting, it would definitely have to be a flip fuck!!!!!!

Boston Bill

Rowan and Martin's Laugh In. Arte Johnson and Ruth Buzzi.

Thanks deej. Great memories !!

Boston Bill

Boston Public Garden, perhaps?

That sounds good, but I was actually thinking about the TV show (can't remember the name or actors) but he was the dirty old man and she would hit him with her pocketbook (SNL with Arte Johnson and ????) I can picture it but can't come up with names.

Boston Bill