sam.fitzpatrick

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? A rooster clucks defiance...

Thanks for the chuckle Kevin - I had to read it out loud to get it.

1) how many hands ? Usually right, but sometimes left.

2) Lubed or dry? Dry

3) clothed or nude ? Nude

4) standing, lying down, kneeling ? Usually lying down or sitting - sometime standing in the shower

5) butt play or no butt play ? occasional butt play

6) toys ? no toys

7) audience, group or solo ? solo

8) porn playing or silence? imagination, erotic reading, porn

9) cockring? no

Great collection - #5 is my favorite.

1) What's with all the dancing in the shower?

My thoughts exactly.

Watching the 1972 Olympics - Mark Spitz in the stars and stripes Speedo.