While I get your frustration, the bottom line is that there are many trained masseurs offering stellar technical massage over a spectrum of experiences… therapeutic thru full service.
First and foremost for me is the technical massage, and on a massage table, in everyone I see. Beyond that, I pick the masseur that matches my mood and desire of the moment. Sometimes I want deep purely therapeutic, other times I want more relaxing and sensual, and yes I do on occasion go to wonderfully trained masseurs that I know at the end will hop up on the table with me.
I would be very unhappy trying to find these trained masseurs on RentMen.