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instudiocity

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  1. My buddy, a South Alabama Redneck* is married to a FOTB** Korean woman. He says, "When one of us eats the kimchi***, we'd better all be eatin' the kimchi!" He says if he doesn't eat kimchi when she does, he can't stand to be around her for about 2 days. *South Alabama Redneck, it's so systemic it's endemic. ** FTOB = Fresh Off The Boat - i.e. she was born in Korea, raised in Korea, then moved here. ***Kimchi = fermented cabbage.
  2. Um, how many Southwest 737-MAX aircraft crashed? Seems all of those planes were safe enough to fly without peril...
  3. I’m going where ever @Benjamin_Nicholas tells me to go.
  4. Maybe he’s taking the day off? A special today or a special day??.
  5. When I started hormone replacement therapy in the mid-1990's, the only effective treatment was to fully replace testosterone was through IM injection of testosterone cypionate. Overtime, a patch was released that required shaving your scrotum, and wearing the patch glued to your balls. I stayed with the injection. Now with the gels and creams, my endocrinologist says they are not nearly as effective as the injection and he prefers I continue injecting. On my own, I discovered I preferred injecting 100 mg weekly versus 200 mg bi-weekly. As I have aged, we've cut the dosage to 80 mg weekly. I didn't care for the highs and lows of the 200 mg biweekly injections, so with my endocrinologist's permission, I went to the weekly injections. I still prefer weekly IM injections over the other therapies simply because I only need to worry with it weekly, not daily.
  6. I'd suggest you separate the needle from the syringe and toss the needle into an empty bleach bottle. You can dispose of the used needles by handing the full bleach bottle over to a hospital/doctor's office/community medical waste disposal facility. In Los Angeles, the county has regional haz-mat/electronic/medical waste disposal facilities where you drive-thru, pop your trunk and the workers remove the waste. This is much safer than disposing of your syringes in the household trash. I find a quart bleach bottle will hold over 2 years of #23 1" needles and I need to make the trip more often than that with used electronics, left-over paint and used motor oil.
  7. 81 photos? He’s probably expanding his portfolio with the sun shines. Looks to me like the neck up has had some enhancement, esp. lips and cheeks.
  8. Exposing the wine to oxygen, shaking the oxygenated wine to vigorous shaking EFFECTS the wine, NEGATIVELY. I don’t drink wine that hasn’t been properly cellared for at least 2 weeks, then properly decanted, and served in the proper Riedel glass, but I’m a wino connoisseur, not an alcoholic. What’s the difference between a wino and a wine connoisseur? a) Economics b) The Paper Sack, one drinks it out of the sacked bottle the other admires the label while sipping. c) The vessel, one requires no more than the bottle itself while the other needs a $45 crystal glass d) The Volume consumed -there is no difference e) all of the above
  9. These are examples of why I believe every provider should have a stock of baby wipes. First to make one approachable, and second to provide a nice, pleasant clean up of the evidences of satisfactory completion.
  10. That’s TWO or THREE reasons he should have his head checked, and lose 1/2 million twits following him.
  11. Um, when my phone is dead and I power it back up, all sorts of messages and emails and calls and voicemails start sounding their arrivals.
  12. Well, should you outlive your spouse, may you have a long and successful investing life.
  13. Saving and investing is so simple most people out think it: Never buy any investment you don't understand. Never buy from investment counselor who isn't a teacher only a pusher. The teacher wants you to succeed, the pusher wants him to succeed. No one ever gets hurt on the roller-coaster unless they jump off. Ride the market - it will go down - 12 years of the last 80? I think is the current stat. Learn to live on 1/2 of what you earn, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU EARN, Taxes and Savings will take the other half automatically. Live like no one else, so that in the future, you can live and give like no one else. Larry Burkett before Dave Ramsey. The rule of compounding works the same for everyone, you spend more than you make by borrowing, you'll make the banks rich. You save more than you spend you make yourself rich. Somebody hear owes ME a steak dinner.
  14. Aren't you the beneficiary to his retirement account? Signed spousal permission is required to name any other beneficiary.
  15. These retirement plan hucksters are buying lists of high net worth individuals and inviting them to dinner. What high net worth individual DOESNT HAVE their retirement planned? but the hucksters don’t want to start with 20 somethings or 30 somethings because most of them have no money. Wasn’t it Willie Sutton reputed to have answered the question, “Why do you only rob banks?” Sutton replied, “Cuz that’s where the money is!” High net worth individuals won’t listen to a sales pitch but they will eat dinner for free.
  16. Oh, I disagree, making a lot of money isn’t the key, saving it IS!
  17. He might have a surcharge but you ain’t gotta pay it. Let him keep his damn surcharge.
  18. Best sex I ever had was buddy sex in South Alabama in my teens. I’d swear my favorite bottom wanted to saw my cock off and keep it for himself. And I’d have considered it. He had one sweet ass.
  19. ”A parlay, accumulator, combo bet or multi is a single bet that links together two or more individual wagers and is dependent on all of those wagers winning together. The benefit of the parlay is that there are much higher payoffs than placing each individual bet separately, since the difficulty of hitting all of them is much higher. If any of the bets in the parlay lose, the entire parlay loses. If any of the plays in the parlay ties, or "pushes", the parlay reverts to a lower number of teams with the odds reducing accordingly.” irony of ironies...
  20. A 10ml vial of 200 mg T costs about $70 with a ‘script and no insurance. It’s sterile cottonseed oil with the testosterone mixed in. I use a 23 gauge needle 1” long into my quads.
  21. When my pituitary adenoma was discovered at 37, I started full hormone replacement therapy including injecting 200 mg of testosterone biweekly. My voice finished changing, my public hair both genitalia and pits filled out, my beard changed and grew full, my arms and legs developed adult male hair. Prior to HRT, I used shaving cream to know where I had shaved. My libido went up, too.
  22. Once she went into assisted living she never wet the bed again. I’m not sure about the label directions but I’m sure Mom did what she decided was right.
  23. I’ll be in KC Columbus Day (Indigenous Peoples) Weekend. Any recommendations for me to indigenous some escort? I know, some puns are PUNishing.
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