instudiocity

Why are you posters being so SPECIFIC - All I've got to say is NIIIIIIICE!

What's even weirder to me is that the top 1% pays 40% of all Federal Income tax - the $250K crowd pays 4 TIMES as a percentage than wage-earners in the lowest bracket. And 52% of all Americans pay NO Federal income tax. Guys like you cheer having your earnings confiscated. You're getting Royally RAPED (without the kisses) for your success and still volunteering more? Weird! Why in the hell you think you deserve to pay more to this corrupt government will forever make no sense to me. If, however, the federal government wanted to tax the same percentage of income - equally - no matter how much or how little one earns - FAIRNESS might prevail and then we might vote for representatives who will spend our money more responsibly.

Some of that stuff coming out of the hills and hollars of North Alabama and North Georgia make the legal stuff taste NASTY... guess that's what happens when the EPA and the FDA get a say so in making good hooch!

Of course the IRS taxes income on illegal activities. The IRS taxes INCOME, PERIOD. Ill-gotten gains are still GOTTEN in their minds. My dad was an IRS agent in the Deep South. He was also an auxilliary deputy sheriff. He would go with the sheriff to raid a moonshiner's still. As they poured out the illegally produced alcohol, he assessed the Federal alcohol taxes - so the moonshiner lost his means of production, he was arrested and jailed, and he wound up owning the Federal government the tax on the alcohol he had produced and taxes on the income he gained from selling the moonshine. The Federal Government invented Catch-22 before it was even defined.

You're using a old definition... Congress liberalized the definition of usage and specifically outlawed the IRS's previous definition of "dedicated separate space" as a room in which no other activity may take place. In the bad old days the IRS said my home office used exclusively for work wasn't deductible at all because I had a futon that was convertible to a bed in the space. Under the new definitions, the room is a dedicated space for work while I may occasionally use the space as a guest room, I get to deduct the space for a home office. This according to my CPA who has me furnish photos annually as a part of documenting my tax return. Now I even write off my garage space as a business deduction, at the same percentage as my business mileage is to my total annual miles. How this applies to an escort seeing clients in his master bedroom, I don't even want to attempt to figure out. From the IRS Website: http://www.irs.gov/Businesses/Small-Businesses-&-Self-Employed/Home-Office-Deduction

I don't know about ALL of that Joseph. For example, the uniform deduction says something about "Work clothes and uniforms if required and not suitable for everyday use." And those other items would need to be segregated between business uses or personal use. You would need to account for total laundry detergent - laundry detergent used for personal purposes. The same with paper towels and toilet paper. In theory, personal usage of Internet and Cell Phone should be segregated. Probably the least likely deduction to spark a tax audit would be the percentage of your apartment segregated for office in home deductions. Of course, I'm writing this tongue-in-cheek because the IRS is the only organization that can screw with you without lube with frequency and intensity.

But I love complete assholes. Or is total bottoms?

Seems to me Ryan outted him as a gay porn star to a client over whom they were competing. It was a desperate attempt by Ryan to land the deal, but I think I remember Fredrik got the client.

I didn't call him arrogant. I didn't say anything about his selling skills. I'd prefer to have him represent me as a seller. I wouldn't care for him as a buyer's rep. I didn't call him arrogant. Who cares what the producers choose to put on the show. The guy has $1.25 Billion in total sales - that's like he's earned over $25 million in real estate. Who cares what he lost! And I've know several former multi-millionaires who spent it all, wastefully. They just couldn't seem to stop dropping $300K here, $250K there until there was no more dough.

Million Dollar Listing New York. To me, Fredrik comes across as an anal-retentive schmoozer. I wouldn't enjoy that personality in a hiring session for certain. And I no longer DVR and watch the New York spin-off. I enjoyed the first three seasons of the original Million Dollar Listing based on LA realtors. Interestingly enough, two of the three young men came out during the show. One I love, Madison. Josh Flagg, I can do without. And the biggest surprise to me was that Chad Rogers is straight. You can watch episodes on http://www.bravotv.com/million-dollar-listing

I laughed, I cried, I share! http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13608/top-50-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year-part-1/

Ha! An escort I really enjoyed was a top, so we were frotting away. I flipped him over and got on top and five minutes later he came up for breath and said, "Damn! This feels good!" About five minutes after that, he saw the stars! First time he ever busted a nut first with me.

I will right after you tell me, 'Why was an OFFENSE of this aircraft posted here'?

Boeing Thinks It Will Soon. Boeing Co. executives on Wednesday said they were confident that they would deliver between 25 and 40 new 787 and 747-8 aircraft this year, despite persistent delays that have set both programs back by years. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703293204576105722792053588.html?mod=rss_whats_news_us

Now that's a pictorial definition of SCAT!

I sure wouldn't mind playing Rump Ranger with Ricardo's furry crevice.

ME, THREE! My bro worked for and now consults with airlines. He says EADS can't build a good plane because they can't decide - wine or beer with lunch!

Remember the old Zenith TV ad? "At Zenith, the quality goes in, before the name goes on - ZENITH!" If only Zenith had the ARFAA watching over them, they'd still be making TV's. Boeing is experimenting with manufacturing by committee and trying to reinvent the commercial airliner. These things take time...

A priest, a minister and a rabbi were having coffee together when the subject of how to divide the collection each week between themselves and God. The priest said, "I take the collection to the parking lot, draw a circle around myself then through the collection in the air. Everything that lands inside the circle, I keep. Everything that lands outside, goes to God." The minister says, "I do the same thing, except, I keep what lands outside the circle, God gets what's inside the circle." The rabbi says, "Circle, Schmircle. I just through the whole collection up in the air. Whatever God wants He keeps and I take the rest."

A man suffered a sudden serious heart attack, and had immediate lifesaving open heart bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering from surgery, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a weak voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied. "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you with the cost?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became agitated, and said loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my Brother-in-law."

Mostly white I'm sure, and you'd be helping...

Specifics!!! Who on what shows? I need to set my DVR to LUST!

http://www.king5.com/news/business/KING-5-Learns-Cause-of-787-Fire--110439234.html

Boys get a "M" in Sex Girls get an "F" in Sex

STOP IT! You're PUNishing ME!