Have I got a deal for you! In today's post, I received a letter from an escort from whom I had no communication, verbal or written, in a decade, making inquiring as to whether or not I had found "love" in life; a posting address and telephone number were included in the text of the letter. (By his representation, he had found love with a rescue dog named "Purdy", but, we shall not go "there".) In his day, this man was the "physique absolute": broad shoulders, wasp waist, sculptured pecs, "fabulous" legs, and a handsome, masculine Teutonic countenance that turned heads. He was in the gym seven days a week to the end of maintaining the perfection of his form. Now, approaching fifty years of age, he yet presents nicely, but, with a generous sponsor, I have no doubt he can attain a semblance to Charles Atlas in his maturity.