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robberbaron4u

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  1. Squirrel tails, seasoned with bacon drippings, fried up crisp and crunchy in corn batter and Crisco.
  2. More often than not, desperation kicks in at thirty-somethin'...of course, there are exceptions but this man is not one.
  3. Surprisingly, the "scene" is dismal, and, the "pickins" in the escort marketplace "slim". Shopping for "meat" in the Quarter warrants vigilance as crime is rampant. Consider an "import"; every seat on SouthWest is "first-class".
  4. And do not forget the scrutiny of the IRS boys: 90 "fabulous" reviews at a minimum of $300 for one hour generates $27,000 in perhaps unreported income. I jest not; poor James Jordan, a very successful escort at Atlanta in the 1980s, was reported by a envious competitor with dire consequence.
  5. Sweet potato pie and hush my mouth! Puffin' ghosts!
  6. Sir, I take exception to your remark. I am a hobgoblin, not a troll.
  7. The Shadow knows...
  8. "OPEN WIDE", perhaps?
  9. The secret password phrase is "SCREW YOU". I confess that I don't have a life and I can't keep a secret.
  10. Gold Pencil stuff! I want to sign up for the creative writing class that StarGZ and hungivyleagueXL attended.
  11. An overnight ar Singapore???
  12. Or, perhaps, the Budget Inn...
  13. He was partnered, briefly, with HungLovingCutie as a "duo" offering. Parting is such sweet sorrow...was that Hamlet or Scarlett...oh, well
  14. $Baa$...$$Baa$$...$$$Baa$$$
  15. Doubtlessly, he has left a trail of broken hearts and empty purses in his migration.
  16. His prior "handle" was PanGod. "Exquisite" is the only word that adequately describes him in his physical presentation. As with all young gods, he is temperamental but he does not disappoint in any aspect of his offering. His rates are, as with the Ten Commandments, set in stone; any attempt to bargain for a mark-down will get you a lightning bolt.
  17. His prior "handle" was PanGod.
  18. Hot!? !!!HOT DAMN!!!
  19. Honesty in advertising is commendable; retiring from "escorting" whilst one is yet at the top of one's game and moving on to another "hands-on" vocation is, in my opinion, astute.
  20. I can recommend "The Hunter" by personal experience; however, keep in mind that he is "mature" in age.
  21. Robert Sepulveda, Jr. A "High End" literally and not figuratively. And, yes, that is a pun...
  22. I daresay he comes close to being as pretty as LuxuryModel in his physical presentation...
  23. He awaits you in the cocktail lounge of the Loew hotel at Hollywood. He will be the 5' Pillsbury Dough Boy sitting at the end of the bar. Enjoy!
  24. He is running an operation based on the Jason Sparks model.
  25. Damn, man! You missed a hire that would have defined "disappointment" for you.
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