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A sample of Russian humor: A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying by the curb. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything that you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want, so make me piss vodka." The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He looks at the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka that he has ever tasted. The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly." She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, that it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka that she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night. The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up. Finally, Friday night comes and the Russian tells his wife, "Grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka." She gets the glass but asks him "Boris, why do we only need one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle."

Damned if I didn't do that. You got me.

LOL, I suspect many of our parents were puzzled by their strangeling child.

Yeah, it's a little irritating, Lee, but, in this less than perfect world, these videos probably also indicate the kids are a good bit more relaxed about the whole idea of homosexuality than were their counterparts 40 years ago. Progress (of a sort).

Hahahahahahahahaha, going "Uncle Don" on us, Lookin?

Google (video) "gay chicken", FoS. It's been around a while. No reason for anyone to flame you. Why should you have known? I ran across it a couple of years ago when one like these popped up in the suggested videos block on my YouTube.

Hahahahahaha, AS, you read my mind. I prefer my aviation engineers stone cold sober.

hahahahaha OK, I admit it, I got no class.

Now that ain't just cute, that's full fledged adorable. Thanks for the heads up, JackTwist. I haven't been watching Glee but I gotta catch this episode.

hahaha...you totally suckered me with this one, deej.

A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country. Each summer the lawyer would invite a different escort friend to spend a week or two. On one occasion, he invited a Czechoslovakian escort to stay with him. The friend, eager to visit America, agreed. Early one morning, the lawyer and his Czechoslovakian companion went out to pick berries for their breakfast. As they went around the berry patch gathering blueberries and raspberries, along came two huge bears, a male and a female. The lawyer, seeing the two bears, immediately dashed for cover. His friend, though, wasn't so lucky. The male bear reached him and swallowed him whole. The lawyer ran back to his Mercedes, tore into town, and got the local sheriff. The sheriff grabbed his shotgun and dashed back to the berry patch with the lawyer. Sure enough, the two bears were still there. "He's in that one," cried the lawyer, pointing to the male, while visions of lawsuits from his escort's family danced in his head. He just had to save his friend. The sheriff looked at the bears, and without batting an eye, leveled his gun, took careful aim, and shot the female. "What did you do that for?" exclaimed the lawyer. "I said he was in the other one!" "Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would you believe a lawyer who told you the Czech was in the male?"

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Sometimes the limits are kinda fuzzy. Like is this "Woody" too hard core or not? http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8c/So_sexy.jpg

Saw this by Peter King on SI.com: Can we please stop with the over-the-top Tiger Woods coverage? Dan Graziano of AOL Fanhouse said it best. Or, I should say, he Tweeted it best. "Tiger story brings out the worst in modern sports 'journalism.' Everyone required to have a strong opinion on a complete non-story.''

In part it's because we live in the post Clinton era. The spectacle of the US Senate solemnly debating semen stained frocks and blowjobs under the desk in the Oval Office irrevocably changed the terms of public discourse. Mostly though I suspect the main difference lies in how Johnson and Woods handled the disclosure and ensuing debate. Plus Johnson's by far the more likable of the two. And it was indeed thousands, not hundreds.

Some do, some don't. The sports media seems divided. Some seem to be anxious to help him back to the Tour (in the hope of bringing back the big bucks?) Some seem pissed off they didn't get the chance to grill him. I saw one on ESPN sputtering with anger that he was excluded! Me, I hope he makes it back w/o having to kow tow ad nauseum to the almighty media. Some of those guys have their own awfully inflated view of their place in the greater scheme of things. Fuck 'em. The non-sports media are just looking to fill air time and column inches. Woods can just wait them out. Some politician will divert their attention by getting caught with his pants down, ---- I am kinda glad his Dad didn't live to see him come to this. Moma's are more resilient about these kinds of things. On the other hand, maybe Eldrict wouldn't have fucked up so badly if Dad were still keeping an eye on him.

Any comments on the speech? It was awkward and clumsy enough to have been written by Tiger himself. I think it may turn out to have been an effective first step in his public rehabilitation. ---- Tiger managed to hit on Glutes point #2 w/o sounding smug about it. ---- He covered my points 1 through 3 and did my point 4 one better by leaving the PGA hanging. ---- Looks to me like Woods is well on his way to getting away with telling the media to stuff it. Good for him.

The arc of Mark McGwire's rehab offers a model that Woods might do well to imitate. 1) Bare minimun confession of error. "I sinned. I committed adultry on a number of occasions." [no need to get into gritty detail] 2) Public statement of contrition. "I deeply regret how much my behavior has hurt my family, my friends and myself." [Gonna have to bite this particular bullet, go ahead and get it out of the way. Again avoid details] 3) Assertion of legitimacy of privacy. "After today, I have no intention of discussing the details of my transgressions with the press. It serves no legitimate purpose and only harms my wife, what's her name, further." [see how hard I'm working to reconcile with my wife.] 4) Deflection of attention "I've notified the PGA that I'm returning to the tour in March & will be playing in the _____ tournament. At that time, I'll speak to the media again. 5) Assert the primacy of golf at all future press conferences. "We discussed all this back in Feb. Right now we're here to talk about the ____ tournament and golf. I shot a 67 the 1st day. Hole 12 was particularly yada yada yada. 6) Repeat (5) as necessary until media gets gives up on getting a juicy sound bite. [the more boring your answers the better. This part may take a couple of months.] ---- Talk of your tournament and majors record if you must but under no circumstances let even a hint of "the five things Tiger won't say" pass your lips. Oh, and take a pass on the floozies for a while.

That he's a prideful arrogant stubborn cuss is exactly what makes it just barely possible that he may be able to get away with stiff arming the media buzzards. And I not so sure he's all about the money anymore. Good Lord, he couldn't spend what he's already got if he kept a floozy on call in every motel room from Florida to Bankok.

I'm torn between gawking this the most marvelous PR meltdown of the new century and pulling for Woods to make it back on the tour w/o first groveling in penitence before the media. I'm not sure whether it's possible but if anyone has it in 'em pull it off, it would be Tiger. Good luck, Eldrick.

Props for the catch, gutes, now that you've said it, it's obvious. Now let's see if any of the talking heads on ESPN have the balls to say it out loud.

Stirring the pot again? http://www.clipartoday.com/_thumbs/chef_20_tnb.png

Yeah!! I love stories where the tenacious little guy wins out. I hope you're savoring the fact that HP rejected your $100 offer to settle.

LOL. Best yet.