MsGuy

I'm gonna go with it's a gag gift.

OK, granted I'm a red neck peckerwood from Mississippi but is this a real thing?

I wonder what kind of aroma you get with "Auto-Brewery" Syndrome? Would snacking on some malted barley and hops help? http://us.123rf.com/450wm/lukaves/lukaves1509/lukaves150900012/45303146-drunk-crazy-cat.jpg?ver=6

Kitty, kitty, kitty...

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Changing the topic... Yankees are like hemorrhoids, If they come down and go back up, they're not so bad; If they come down and stay down, they're a pain in the ass.

All of you should pray to your guardian deities that Lucky stays retired lest he lash you unmercifully for posting this foul poopery on the board.

When I'm trying to act so cool but just end up blowing a smoke dick...

Unicorn, are you sure you aren't AdamSmith's stalking horse? http://img15.deviantart.net/b8cd/i/2010/012/8/b/sailor_voodoo_doll_by_asderuki.jpg Better get checked out by your local hoo doo priest just in case you're under some kind of zombie control spell.

Charlie, i had no idea you were such a tease.

Check out the links between #20 & #21.

PTA cuts to the chase:

Fuck waiting for Friday: http://www.blur-the-lines.com/comics/2015-03-31-2015-3-31.jpg (if I haven't posted this before, I should have...)

Actually, God made them white. It's their diet that turns them pink. Unless we're talking about plastic yard birds; those were made by a certain Don Featherstone. http://static01.nyt.com/images/2015/06/24/us/24featherstone-obit/24featherstone-obit-blog427-v2.jpg

AS, thank God we can always count on you coming up with a reassuring link.

Operant conditioning is your friend. And a good orgasm is a powerful reinforcer. Find a guy who looks more or less like whatever type you wish to become attracted to and who gives good sex. Human neural circuitry remains fairly plastic even into ages much older than your own.You might be surprised how fast your taste in men broadens. Anyway it worked for me.

If it's just the battery problem, Boeing can switch to a different type. There's a weight gain of about 50% for the next best battery but at least they don't catch fire in mid-flight. Maybe lithium is a step too far for current technology.

The three ways of learning are instruction from others, observation of others and peeing on the electric fence to see for yourself.

hahahahahahaha...

I know, but you'd think I would remember at least part of it. (sigh) Maybe I really am getting early onset alzheimer's.

I can't believe until now I completely overlooked this thread.

It's Halloween and everyone's out trick-or-treating. At around midnight, a guy in a vampire costume walks in and sits at the bar. He says to the bartender "Hi. I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please." The bartender looks at him skeptically. "No you're not. You're just wearing a costume." "No, no, really," he insists. "I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please." "Alright," the bartender says. He goes in the back and comes out with a cup of blood. He gives it to the vampire who drinks it right away. "Thanks," he says, and leaves. An hour later another vampire comes in and sits at the bar. He says "Hi, I'm a vampire and I'd like a cup of human blood please." "Okay," the bartender says and goes in the back again. He comes out with another cup of blood. He gives it to the vampire who drinks it and leaves with a 'thanks'. An hour later a third vampire comes in and sits at the bar. "Hi," he says to to the bartender. "I'm a vam..." "I know, I know," the bartender interrupts. "You're a vampire and you want a cup of blood right?" "Um, no," the vampire answers. "I AM a vampire, but I'd just like a glass of hot water please." "Sure" the bartender says. He pours him a glass of hot water. As he gives it to the vampire he says "You know, there were two vampires that came in before you that wanted blood. How come you're just asking for water?" Without answering the vampire reaches into his pocket and pulls out a used band-aid. "Tea time."

So a Frenchman, Italian and a Brit are arguing about who are the greatest lovers. The Frenchman says: "We Fronch are zee greatest lurvers! When I make lurve to a man, I cover his body in champagne, then I lick zee champagne off his body bit by bit... It drives him crazee!" The Italian says: "No no! We Italians are zee greatest loverz! When I mek-a love to-a zee man, I cover his body with rose-petals, then I blow them off of his-a body with the lightest breath, one by one... It drives him crazy!" The Brit says: "Nah we Brits are the best lovers of men! When I've finished shaggin' me mate, I wipe me cock on the curtains!... It drives him crazy!"

Mexican police say the suspect (identified from hotel cams) was a male protitute. He was found near the same bar Aaronson met him at. http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/01/us-mexico-usa-idUSTRE7A00FU20111101

Probably more misguided notions of reducing finantial risk by off-loading up-front development costs together with caving to pressure from foreign govs. with big buying power. I don't see the sticky fingerprints of PC on this one, KMEM. I, on the other hand, ask only that the product get me from here to there and back with no sudden unscheduled stops.