Phil_musc

Miniature ponies are house-trained and don't need horseshoes, regular sneakers will do.

 

The big advantage of miniature ponies is that they live for ~25 years whereas Labs or goldens only 10 or so. Since the time & cost of training a guide animal is substantial, the longevity of miniature ponies is a huge plus.

Well yes, but don't you have to offset the high cost of training a guide animal with the high cost designer sneakers? Once we determined that horse shoes were no longer necessary, we found that our horse used to go through them about every 3 months. It mounted up.

You're supposed to wash them after each use. ? :p

Like a sex toy?

I thought people from Poland were referred to as "Poles" not the polish.

Perhaps we could all polish a Pole's pole. If that UPS guy above is an example, this may become a cross thread

hijack and I'd like to nominate him for another FMRG award.

Let's have a poll about it.

Well you can always have your gentleman caller wear a UPS uniform and carry and empty box.. Nothing like pulling the wool over condo boards eyes. ??

I missed you and your devious mind, Jj. Welcome back- seems like it's been a while.

would love to get on the mail list for the private orgies... i guess the polish organizer recruited hot polish hunks for the parties???

No doubt there was a lot of kielbasa. Probably some cheese too.

I dont know if be concerned, outraged. Or just jealous. *sights*

Who says you have to decide? We don't always have to choose just one. For me, I share your emotions, but I really think if I HAD to choose just one, I'd have to admit that I'm jealous. But I'm also somewhat concerned and outraged - but less so. Yup, I guess for me, I'm jealous.

For me, it was too big and far too messy and smelly to be something I wanted to have around.

I felt that way about some of the guys I brought home. But I just asked them to leave - I didn't take them to to Good Will. Guess I missed the charitable contribution write-off.

But you know there are a lot of arcane dog breeds that no one has ever heard of (and probably never seen either). I figure it's just a matter of time until somebody comes along and claims that their peacock is actually a little-known exotic canine breed. Where there's a will . . .

Prize to whoever finds that vid!!!

Others have found videos. I believe the masseur is Chad Brock. If you search that name you should find quite a bit, although I'm not sure about any naked massage videos.

Oh well, at least there is still Intercourse, PA.

Men and fetishes...

Is this from the most recent edition of Hints from Heloise, or How to Survive in a pandemic?

HOLY FMRG...please:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p??????????????????

Geez, I dunno but d'ya think you might be over-reacting?

Then again, with the post right after the above, all I can say is "Get in line, Bitch."

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Once again I have been sucked in to another thread by a misleading headline (Instant Pot?)

Yes, at last! Thank you, Unicorn. It's where my mind went immediately.

Once I realized that I almost never watched a porn clip more than three times, having a collection seemed kinda pointless. Now with so much available online, if I get the urge to see an old favorite, the tracking down of the scene is like a replacement for going out cruising and looking for sex. It becomes a part of the experience.

I believe there is a museum devoted to erotica and porn in Copenhagen. Perhaps they might be interested in some of the items mentioned above here. Then too, perhaps a yard-sale to clear out some of the old stuff no longer wanted might be just the thing for a Saturday afternoon activity.

So of course I had to investigate. Checked out the ad and he is a stunner. But the last line says "I have ******** if you are interested." What's that about?

Silver foxes? DILF's? Huh?

Obviously, it's for those practitioners of the new fetish sweeping all the hot-spots -

dry-cleaning

The one in Philly just reopened.

Which one? A quick check revealed that both Philly bathhouses are open but with restrictions - reduced hours, masks, some parts closed.

Notice how in these wonderful pictures from the 1950's that the area around where the dick is seems to be padded with some sort of thing that eliminates the unsightly-looking penis. The viewer has to use his imagination to guess at what lies beneath the swimsuit. No vpl in those days. We've come a long way, Babies.

Maybe so, but there is no denying he was a very good-looking guy.

Sean Connery was a bodybuilder before he started in his acting profession.

 

Yes, but these are all pictures of Steve Reeves, I think.

I follow this pretty regularly and closely and I have not seen him advertise before in the Philly listings.

 

 

Prisoners have none of these luxuries, yet can preserve themselves very well.

Might this be a new thread in the Gallery section? Lots of hot pics, new subjects, etc. Yes, yes, let's go for it.

People change as they grow older. My favorite story is a very sexy twink I met in his early 20's who started working at a local bar/restaurant. I had a huge crush on him and he was a border line A&F model. Several years later I saw him again around halloween dressed as a lumberjack, and getting bigger. He grew into the hottest muscle bear, married another bear, and lives happily ever after.

 

He's on the right....

 

So is the husband the one on the left? If so, your guy did REALLY well and I'm surprised no one else commented. They both look pretty cute to me.