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Every time I turn around I see an ad by this guy but I know nothing about him from anyone here. Do tell. I am full of anticipation awaiting responses and until then I will remain sober. It is presently 6:00 p.m. Eastern standard Time and if I do not have a response by 6:15 I am having my first shot. Hello Smirnoff! https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage/detroit/

Well I saw his ad and obviously I was intrigued. I wrote him and he really appreciated the support as I suggested he write the webmaster and ask for those reviews to be removed. I have suggested a couple of times to guys to do this and they did so and they were removed. There is no justice in those two reviews that are by the same person. They make no sense. No one can post a review about a guy making derogatory comments about the provider giving him one star and then making another review 4 days later. In both reviews the guy claims to have paid money and the amounts he paid along with the time that he says he is there literally makes no sense. The provider was very kind to me and I feel bad for him actually because those reviews can be very detrimental as they are the only ones that have been submitted and perhaps other people are not trying him out as a result. With all this being said I would like to know where that collection of pictures came from that are posted up above that are outside of his ad. Thank you

Oh this thread is so old I am dying to weigh in and share my experience. I ran across his ad moments ago. I am doing talk to text and I had to correct an error already because it said I ran across his dad to go. LOL so I can thank the man who carried the torch on to his son with a fabulous package. Just because a guy has a cock and will travel however does not make them pleasurable company at $300 an hour. I had him a few years ago in Indianapolis. He met me outside while he was enjoying a f a g . He seemed rather nervous. Perhaps use this way when he meets most of his new clients. He eventually put out the cigarette and we went inside. His body is a template for the Greek gods. Fabulous fabulous fabulous. His English sucks. And I almost choked as I sucked also. He laid down onto the bed on his back and opened his arms for me to lie on top of him. As I was going down the Netherlands you suddenly says I'm a Jew. I was so startled. There was nothing Jewish about this guy. I guess it's all the perplexed look on my face and he repeated himself telling me I'm a Jew. I did not feel the need to tell him that I am a fan of Martin Luther so I did not know why he felt compelled to offer me biographical information other than checking off anal cum and leather on his rentmen profile. Regarding position it said to ask. No word did it say to ask of his religious affiliation. Well I was tickling the former area that held my consoles I was enthralled with delight until he once again said take me I'm a Jew. I had had enough of this. I asked him what he kept telling me he was Jewish and he looked at me like I was nuts. You know how sometimes people who speak Spanish will say jesterday. Please read that again. That is not a typo. Jesterday Spanish people pronounce j when a word begins with y. Alexander is not Jewish nor was he telling me he was Jewish. He was attempting to say I'm yours. All this time he was availing himself to me while I was thinking about Sabbath sundown. Lol. Sensuality and eroticism we're completely void during this 35 minute crash course with Rosetta Stone. Once I came he pointed to the bathroom where I could grab a towel while he took his Android and checked the weather channel. I got the hell out of there because he was confused about Fahrenheit. As I read what I just wrote I wish I could tell you this was fiction. And I wish it were but rather I had to live it. As some other people have noted he goes through the motions. He is a clock watcher. He has a gorgeous ass but can one really enjoy it as you make your preparations with him screaming that he is a Jew and all you can think about is the diary of Anne Frank. As I said this experience was void of eroticism. 😂

anyone else jump to google to see if fruitland were real?????

you have great detective skills...if i ever finally decide to catch the bitch that took the dollars from my Hannah Montana cookie jar that I was saving for an overnight with Antonio Sabato jr someday, I will hire you.

It's only I had an eye for detail. LOL okay thank you.

Who is the boyfriend? I am dying to know I mean simply dying to know just dying to know because he's in town. But I don't know who the boyfriend is. Oh please tell tell to please

I always had difficulty with Nick in the classroom. Every other day we would study our numbers. I would say Nick what is 25 + 1 and he would say 26 and I would say correct. Nick what is 26 + 1 and he would say 27. Again he was correct. What is 28 + 1 Nikki and he would say 29 and I would be so proud. And then here came the big one, Nick think clearly now what is 29 + 1 and he would say 29. Bitch has been 29 for five damn years.

I am fascinated at everything I am reading here because this guy has been around longer than Tide detergent. My god he has an incredible history amongst a 90% disappointed clientele. His real name is Alan Valdez. Google him and you will see an incredible history with body building and modeling and the worst p*** in history reminding me of Mariah Carey in Glitter. Robert or Allen for Patricia or Spot or whatever the hell his name is has it ended up having to resort to telling people that he will do a real quick video chat with them to prove that he is still in shape because during covid evidently many people were upset that he had gained considerable weight which in fact he had. There were hundreds of people over the years that have talked about how disgusting the hotels are in which she resides because of the mess that he keeps. He is a complete disaster and believe me he is in need of Tide pods. He did a video cam with me to take your shirt off and he was even pissed off in any mood at even having to do it although he offered to do it. Behind him in the room I saw a site that was familiar to me and I was attempting to recall what I was looking at and suddenly I realized the room was on par with the avalanche that hit Bridal veil falls in Utah's Provo canyon. You will not find the hundreds of reviews I have read about this man over the year. I have always brought them because I have been fascinated at how many people still seek him out with all the evidence in the world to suggest that you should be wary. You won't see those reviews and he is most assuredly aware of them which is why he changes his name to a new account every few months because that will remove the account with the present critiques from clients to which he decries each of them as being invalid. The three overriding reasons not to book him as suggested in a massive amount of reviews are 1) the rooms are unsanitary 2) no one gets the full hour 3) he is always pissed off. The anger stems from the reality of his reviews in which he has to constantly defend himself to the point that he now does the video cams if one is hesitant to book with him and the cam will last for about 45 seconds. It must be difficult for a gorgeous man who held titles in the world of bodybuilding to be in Flagstaff Arizona giving handjobs. Lol. At one time he had the biggest muscles but there is one muscle in particular of interest for most of us and it does not measure up. At all!

Sorry for my delayed response. I did not experience a hopeful anticipated and comfortable with this man because the communication became difficult. It is obvious English is not mastered by himself and I understand that. But after many attempts I could not make sense out of it although he was agreeable to meet me. But then I couldn't tell if he wanted to do an incall or an out call and at one point I don't even know if this man knew the difference. Finally I did get him to offer me coming to his hotel but I couldn't understand the time. I will say one thing for him. The hotel he chose in Salt lake City is beyond exquisite. A four-star hotel. I don't think I've known another provider who has been this fancy. I wish him luck.

I'M COMING TO THE RESCUE KIDS All this damn bumping is on my nerves. So I'm going to pick up the mantle and do justice for everyone I have an appointment with him in 4 hours and I will report back to you. Hold your applause and your Thanksgiving for me. Until then. And then I want you to bow down. LOL

thanks Kevin and Tyler. Wish I knew you so I could buy you guys a drink to thank you for saving me a mistake i came very close to making.

About that emoji you put on my post!!!! Yes pretty obvious you're from New York

Cris on RentMasseur RENTMASSEUR.COM View my profile on RentMasseur.com Can't find anything on this most informative site with you discerning men of good taste. Ok now that I have kissed your asses enough I want to kiss his. Anybody have anything and please don't bump this. Bumping makes no logical sense if you use deductive reasoning cuz we won't know you bumped until we search to begin with. A bump does not tell us to hurry. What does tell you to hurry is the actions I have implemented here selfishly, lol. Thanks you beautiful wondrous men of distinction and thanks for being here on the greatest dicktionary site where we come to discover. I'm heading to an ATM at the moment (see what I did there) for cash for a possible introduction to Cris's services.

I appreciate you saying that so the others on here will continue to dodge that damn bullet. Thank you thank you

well hell he seems sexy but i was warned about him from this site....i inquired anyhow cuz if not him then the other providers wouldn't even give Vannah enough energy to turn the letters. But if Vannah had the emails with him that I did, she'd turn that alphabet with venom. Who the F#%$ does this guy think he is. He is the most entitled person I have exchanged missives with in trying to set up an appointment. He wrote me two hours before set in sandstone appointment because suddenly a guy in vegas wanted him for an overnight....so paxton said you can have my husband. I think he meant have an appointment with his husband the aforementioned Jason. For all I know the overnight featured a hefty income so maybe he did mean take my husband off my hands. I digress. He did not apologize while thinking he did the right thing discarding his beloved the way Carlee Russell did that baby on the interstate. He said his former partner (I would think they are former by now) would contact me 'eventually' with an address. Eventually my ass! I passed on the rejected jason. I didnt turn letters but by God I let the language fly in our last exchange. He wrote back telling me I was rude for not understanding. LMAO

well I read that detectives notes but stand by mine. That fourth photo is not him. I refuse to believe so due to experience with him in the flesh. It didnt matter in the end. The others are him appropriately. One aspect that is not real clear is he has a ruddy complexion.....not acne but kinda rough and a few crows feet....but adorable..you'll see if you make an appointment and I cant encourage you enough to do so

OK OK OK HERE GOES I simply cannot endorse this gentleman more with sufficient wording. Absolutely incredible and the most intense erotic experience I think I have ever had and I've had a lot. He is extraordinary. And the best host I have ever had from any of these sites. He offered a shower afterwards. He offered water when I walked in. His English struggles but he does his best and in the end of really was not an obstacle. Have you ever heard of an ass that might be too hard to touch? That may sound absurd but I swear it was like touching a brick. His body is phenomenal and he indicated he does not lift weights which led me to asking how that was possible to which him for me through years of judo. Suddenly I had an insight into some of the positions he put me in for this massage. I mean it was position as I have never ever been in. I think I had a little bit of a judo experience. I would also like to say a little something about my credibility which may be questionable at this point with this review when I would not blame you. I am humiliated and embarrassed but I will admit I feel like a damn fool. Do you know what I did? If you look up above you will see a previous response I made. Well here it is much later and I had a session with him and halfway through the session it dawned me this is that guy I thought was using a fake pic. I cannot believe that I did not realize I had already had no intention of reaching out to him. How the hell I did this is still be on me. LOL but I do feel obligated to go ahead and report my take on the experience. He was just incredible and the kindest sweetest man. There was MT and HE. Nothing else was the offer nor did I indicate I had any interest in other than what was provided. It was more than enough. I hope if you are interested in seeing him that you can trust me with what I have said here in spite of my previous comment that still baffles me. LOL

i'ma bumping these damn bumps. I may have him next week and will let ya'll know. why do people think bumping is going to rush the response you want without you taking the chance yourself??? go bump instagram.

You may see my comment up above. He still has a great ass. However I saw him for another experience this time in San Antonio. The first was in Detroit. When I look for the guys on the ads for San Antonio when I was in town for just a few days I thought he was there and I did not hesitate to book. Oh my God what a short time can do yet lead to a huge huge huge disastrous experience on an entire other level. I don't want to go into any details other than to emphatically suggest you do not hire him because when you enter the room you will have one of two experiences. A pleasant erotic one like I had the first time, or perhaps to highly suggest he go and immerse himself into a detox center. And he will hustle you and hustle you and hustle you for upgrades. Which is ironic because it was all a downgrade. Be cautious gentlemen.

praise the internet gods for this site....i wonder how much money i have saved due to the discerning experiences elaborated here. I am grateful. However, there is a downside to this site. I travel the USA half of the year. Hence my journey to the search bar entering the contestants names...I mean the providers. As I pass on potential contenders due to my fellow brothers straightforward reservations here, I find myself in hotel rooms wondering what the hell to do as hot tubs are nestled with ten year olds without supervision leaving me and a sticky remote control all alone with new millenium led lighting that I wish were abolished until I order Little Caesars sausage with brownie delights door dashed to my suite. On to the next town. And back to the search bar. Thank you gentlemen.

thanks. I know that type of experience so I totally understand what all you mean. Therefore I'm passing on this one though he may be the only worthwhile potential while in salt lake.

When will these damn little straight boys ever learn? Do they not realize that those of us who are gay who were in the closet for so many years learned everything about accessorizing which means there is no detail that is absent from our discriminating eyes. I went to Texas last week and returned 2 days ago and I could immediately conclude someone attempted to visit me while I was gone because the 30% off clearance sale bed bath & beyond welcome mat was slightly off by about a quarter of an inch.

To be honest I doubt he has autism. He also claims he is deaf. On his Instagram account his career is listed as a traveling nurse. There was quite a confrontation from a real registered nurse challenging him and he became incensed. What I found interesting is that he is a deaf man why is he posting workout videos set to music including the punching of a boxing bag where he asked his audience to ignore the sounds of him punching the bag but only to listen to his selected music. I do not know if a debt person can be a nurse personally I do not know that. But it is interesting that the real nurse pointed out that how can you get your license if you cannot listen to a stethoscope to someone's heartbeat. She gave other criteria for which she called him out claiming there is no way he is a nurse. And of course you dear reader here and I know exactly the medicine he is offering. LOL

Gentleman I am going to include screenshots so you will see the evidence of what I am going to post here. I have written a lot the last few months on this site of some great experiences as well as a couple of most bizarre. I am taking a risk because in the Detroit area currently, as well as heading toward other directions eventually on his calendar plate, is a man who uses his handle as Alpha_one. I texted him asking if he was available for a session in Detroit this evening. Five hours later I had not heard back and I noticed in his ad that he was listed in every city in Michigan. In my second text I asked if he was currently in fact in detroit. Again no response. I discovered he had blocked me on the site. I only discovered him today therefore there has been no previous communication. Rather than telling me why he blocked me you will see in the screenshot where he told me to f off and die and used the derogatory term f a g g o t. And this guy is making money off of the gay community. What he did next is the second one. As if that is not enough of a warning which I'm hoping you gentlemen will steer clear of him, he told me (as you will see noted here) that he was going to post my number on Twitter. And he did. Within 20 minutes I had 34 different men all over the United States calling me. I kid you not. I will not post screenshots of all the incoming calls because I am not going to publish their numbers in the public as more than likely this topic would be pulled and I don't want it to disappear as I want to warn people for safety measures. I have edited one screenshot of the phone number of this provider so as not to reveal all his digits that you may be able to see in fact it is his ad if you decide for yourself to examine that. I offer all of this information with fine detail because otherwise I think some of you readers would become skeptical as to wondering if any of this is fabricated or exaggerated. It clearly is not. Twitter has a policy and evidently they put it into place where they pulled my name off of his page and removed my phone number. He was in direct violation of their community conduct guidelines. I am going to conclude this topic not saying another word presently as I'm going to spend some quiet time in contemplation. Moderator's Note: Personal information and images of private conversations have been redacted.