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colonexstacy

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  1. how can I guy have over 80 positive reviews on one site (rentmen) and one and only one review which was absolutely the worst I have ever read on another site(rentmasseur).
  2. I would rather be in hell with Joan Crawford beating me with wire hangers than to ever lay eyes on this guy again. He is most threatening and intimidating. I want to forget about him but it's going to be difficult for a couple of days. I had to run for my life and I am not kidding. When you walk in for a massage and he initiates a conversation regarding Satan and the holy Spirit and whoever the hell he is referring to as the highest rated escort in America who controls all the others gives me pause and consideration to immediately confess my own sins to the almighty God as I didn't know I was going to make it out alive and as I exited his response was you should be careful. There are other things I cannot say publicly because he said he reads all this and he will turn me over to the investigators that he has handling his case because he has millions of properties across the world in his inheritance that has been confiscated by the highest escort. I swear folks I can't make this up. I swear I cannot even write this kind of friction this is the absolute truth. When I read all of the other comments about this man on here it seems that he is Jekyll and Hyde. The reviews where he has been suspect are the most credible in my experience. If by chance I turn up missing as a result of this little testament here I just want you to all to know that John and I will be looking up upon all of you with pride. Lol
  3. The mother wants paid up front by venmo. I told him ain't nobody on this planet going to pay him in advance to a guy who has no credibility whatsoever because he doesn't have any damn reviews. This guy is just the most bizarre person.
  4. No I did not do to very strange communication. He said he is not this and that is pretty obvious. He seems hesitant to commit to an appointment. I tried and then he reached out to me at 2 in the morning while my phone was off and I got his message the next day. He wanted to know if I wanted to get together now keep in mind I asked him at around 12:00 noon today before and he told me just to let him know so then I asked if we could meet at 5:00 p.m. . Then he wrote me at 2:00 in the morning. Probably drunk. He did send me a fabulous photo of himself totally naked. But I'm now hesitant.
  5. Not only did he say he's native American which made me pause the same as you but he also says his style is punk I clearly don't think this guy is understanding some of our cultural identity modalities. LOL but God I'm reaching out to him anyhow he is cute and I need that. If I get it I'll let you know.
  6. oh PULLLLEZZZZEEEE all this talk about photos and hair and looking good at a distance....lol. Ok. NOW SPILL THE DISH....MT? HE? GIRTH? LENGTH? Get my drift? lol
  7. I am dying laughing you just made my day thank you thank you thank you. I'll teach your ass!
  8. Child I now must be the fourth person that we know of any how that he flaked on. Could we all arrange to get together in Milwaukee where his sorry ass is presently and take him through a course with each of us being the instructors regarding etiquetteand social decorum and finally bondage gagging him making him beg for mercy while none of us have not one damn ounce of mercy in us. I am pissed! Lol
  9. Oh hell what a morning I'm having It's 7:10 a.m. and maybe I should put down the vodka because I cannot figure out what you're saying. What do you mean when you say and doesn't ask MUF. I would hope not because I don't see why he or I or anyone on this site would be into muff diving. Know what I mean? Lol
  10. Okay I interrupt this message here for seeking information for entertainment purposes only. I was looking at him on this site to see what information I would indeed find out and boy have I found out a few things. But what I would like clarification on if you would so give it in case you know is you said he has developed more skills since you met him. Are you talking about his skills as a bottom or as medical student ? lol
  11. aint that something.....damn fool he is..... I reached out to him because I've seen people like idiots like him before. And I said are you in Chicago and he said yes and I said are you aware that your ad has you in Washington DC until March 1st and he was responded to me with one word and that word was WHAT said with a very dry monotone like he could have care less. The last text message I sent him said if you run into Nancy Pelosi tell her I thought she did a good job and he responded back with one word and that word was HUH? So I think I'm going to pass. Lol
  12. the arrogance is a turn off......trust me. Our text messages were out of the ordinary. Oh well. He told me he was lucky to have chosen him and when I mentioned I was reluctant to spend 250 for anyone for an initial encounter for a sensual massage he texted me telling me, "Like I said you're lucky to have me." Its true however that I was lucky in the end. Cuz I put that 250 toward an all expense vacation to cancun. lol
  13. looks divine...no reviews...wanted 250 so here is what I will do for everyone...each of you send me a stimulus payment in any denomination between 50 and 100 and I will check him out for you (certainly not for any of my own interests as I am simply attempting goodwill to scout for you all) and report with due diligence the outcome of our encounter. fair? lol seriously someone anything on this guy https://rentmasseur.com/Nick_lowK/
  14. I'm going to ask if you could clarify your go further with what you said because I find that when they go for the erotic part whether quickly that I'm in the room and out of the room within 20 or 25 minutes. I hate when that happens. May I ask if there was MT and HE and how long is that we did the session last ? Thank you
  15. oh thanks you just saved me dollars...im grateful seriously.....
  16. let me tell you something in no uncertain terms...you owe me...cuz i read your comment and spilled coffee all over the damn persian rug....LOL
  17. lol. so I reached out to him using my handle on rentmasseur which is Missionaryvip and he went the hell off on me. I was ready to fly to Chicago just to slap some decency into him. He sent me messages about how on our last visit I smelled and he could not tolerate my ass and could not wait for me to leave. WTF? We never met and I replied with colorful language exuding strong bold numerous colors with great enunciation way beyond the rainbow flag. It turns out he was thinking of a client who goes by Vipmissionary which pissed me off even more as someone has taken liberty with what I should have had patented. Lol...so there now you have your story and I hope it does not let you down. I decided not to meet him as I would arrive trepid with fear if Right Guard deodorant would engage rage!
  18. sweetie life is short....don't place limitations on yourself.....kisses and hugs from vermont
  19. lol...what do you mean go off topic? There are topics here about envelopes and you wonder if you're off topic...it seems anything is up for grabs on this one other than related experience with the stud. By the way i'm having applesauce today.
  20. Someone get off scrolling ticktok and answer me please. I need info on this guy because my ass has found itself in this city for a couple of days and lest I throw myself in front of a prime delivery cable car to give the driver a break, I'ma need this Vince guy for an hour. https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/13726/
  21. after reading the first response were it was said that he sent rude text messages I was going to write and express my very same experience such as that and then I saw everybody else's said the same thing. We can only lead to the question who's going to be the first to bitch slap him?
  22. you owe me sister.....I just read your comment because he is in Wisconsin where I am visiting sitting in a hotel with a cup of hot chocolate and now that chocolate is on the days inn sheets and the mug broken to pits lying on the 70's carpet as I laughed so damn hard I dropped my one and only Christmas gift. As I said you owe me. LOL
  23. I saw him Tuesday a few days ago and I regret that I did not post this information at that time but I have been sidetracked with a few obligations regarding medical situations. This man is beyond fabulous. I will tell you I was somewhat hesitant because he does not show a facial pic. I need to start realizing that sometimes this is a good thing because these guys are very professional to such a high level degree that they don't want to ruin their reputation because of other aspects that they offer. This is a legit massage in the most beautiful setting I have encountered of anybody on any of these sites. You would think you were in his home because it is immaculately clean and decorated but it is actually a suite in a professional office building. You would still have discretion. The massage was spectacular. I have not one negative criticism. It is sensual. Towards the very end when he leaned over and I saw and touched that fabulous derriee exploding to another orbit. Lol. I am serious guys you do not want to miss him. Very attractive totally engaging unbelievably professional and talented. On a table and not on a bed. I'm going to say one other thing. It's fascinating that he is the best I have ever experienced as well as the most economical. 140 for an hour with this man what's the best money I have spent so far this year.
  24. I hired his guy two years ago in indianapolis. It was the best and worst. The best buddy I have ever seen. The worst experience I have ever had. He met me outside of his hotel waiting for my arrival. He was sitting on a porch smoking cigarettes shaking. I thought it was nervous and wondered why the hell he was on this site. While I was right he wasn't a risk because it was because he just broke up with his boyfriend. And he was also nervous because he is a hairdresser and had a breakdown on the job the day before. I swear I'm not making this up. LOL he used a bed and not a cable the massage lasted 20 minutes and then he rolled me over and protruded to get involved with my mouth. Upon which 3 minutes later he was in bed tell me I could just lay there with my head on his chest while he texted his grievous lover of the current yet now distant past. On a comical note his English is so broken that at one point he kept saying I'm a Jew. I kept asking him what he was saying and he kept saying I'm a Jew I'm a Jew. Finally I said I don't understand and then he just rolled his eyes and then he finally enunciated clearly "Im yours." LOL that's all a true story. I just happened to see that he's in minneapolis. If you can tolerate all his crap and hopefully pray you don't have to be his shrink then it might be some nice eye candy but that is it.
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