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The mind races. :eek:

Jiminy Christmas, for $79 you can go TWICE to the all-you-can-eat Brazilian place in downtown San Diego where handsome, built men ask "would you like another piece of meat?"

Funny how something so seemingly innocent can become anything but.

I love it when you are detailed. Sends a tingle up my spine.

The RM review in question was written by a client who has been a member since 1/19/2018 and has submitted a prior review of a different escort on 12/19/2019. It appears the reviewer is legitimate. To me, copying and pasting a review is not a red flag. (Not saying @former lurker is stating or implying that it is, BTW)

While I agree in theory, in practice there are some folks (who have since been put out to pasture) who are just so annoying that it is either "ignore" or "destroy my computer." To the original point, were I to use one of the emoji mentioned in the thread I would 1) not DM them and 2) not expect a reply if I did.

I don't see how it could be bad for your heart when it runs through you in under an hour.

@BgMstr4u's post reminded me of four additional guilty pleasures: A Vienna all-beef hot dog on a poppy seed bun with pickle, mustard, sport peppers and extra extra celery salt, Krakus Polish ham on rye with two pickles on the side, a hot Vienna corned beef sandwich on rye with just a touch of stone-ground mustard and a pickle on the side, and a tall cold glass of Lake Michigan water (purified, of course). Thankfully, there are enough expat Chicagoans in Phoenix that I can buy Krakus ham at Safeway, the hot dog at Portillo's, and corned beef (not always Vienna, but almost as good) at Miracle Mile Deli. However, it is never quite as good as when eaten in Chicagoland.

Another guilty pleasure related to the show is listening to the accents.

Crimony, I'd rather massage HIM!

This line should be required reading for clients and masseurs. To me, wearing a butt plug does two things: 1) takes away from the "relaxing" aspect of the massage (how does one relax when there is a piece of rubber stuck in his ass?) and 2) signals the client is looking for a cut-rate escort experience.

That's why they didn't call it "Giddy-up."

He posted the pics in the last two months. You aren't saying the pics might not have been taken the day they were posted, are you?

I use Tunnelbear and can see the wording. However, when using Chrome on a Mac I had to open a new window using Incognito mode for it to display comments. I did not have to do this using Firefox on a Windows machine.

He does a nice job balancing a rough look with the concepts of being "clean," "healthy-looking," and "groomed."

That penis is big, but it isn't even close to being 67 inches, let alone 71.

You can't make this stuff up. Nor would anyone think to do so.

And the IRS (or other country's tax authority) would already have been tipped off to the bank deposits and audited them long before they paid cash for a car or a residence. Were the escort to pay using currency, the seller would be required to file a Currency Transaction Report with FinCen (The Financial Crimes Enforcement Network) in the US or the corresponding agency in the UK, EU, Japan, etc. Were they to pay using a cashier's check (or corresponding instrument in another country) a Monetary Instrument Report would be filed. Just remember - Al Capone was prosecuted for tax evasion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpNS8jYniLY:82

You know you are an NPR junkie when you read the title of this thread and think "Guy Raz doesn't escort!"

You will most definitely appreciate this: My dad claimed his family was from Germany, despite both his mother's and father's families having Polish surnames. My mother's family claimed they were from Poland. Except for her father (who was from Warsaw), they had German surnames. Both families (my maternal grandfather being the exception) came from the same region and it moved back and forth between Germany and Poland. Mostly Poland.

I think a better tip would be "Don't use your vibrator in the bathtub."

They would be wise to declare the income to the taxing authority in their country of residence. The reason being 1) the tax authority will eventually find out about their OF income. and when that occurs, they will be paying up with interest and penalties tacked on and 2) should they intend to buy a car, lease an apartment, or buy a house/condominium they will need verifiable income to do so.

Thanks, @keroscenefire and all the guys who replied. I will be traveling back home to Chicago later this year and intend to hire someone. The recommendations are much appreciated.

A colleague kept referring to "IU" and I finally corrected him and said "It is the U of I." He informed me he was referring to "Indiana University." Being from Chicago, "IU" was pretty meaningless. Like you, silly and embarrassed were the feelings running through my mind.