Me three.
I read someplace that Christina had started seeing someone else and Tarek became distraught, prompting the "hike" in which he packed heat to "defend himself from mountain lions..." Wouldn't it be refreshing if he said "yeah, I was pissed and threatened to kill myself and then ran away when the po-po showed up?"
Wonder why a "small team of nannies" is required to assist with two kids. Oh, that's right - the poor dear doesn't have time for the kids what with the new BF to entertain.