Hired a guy -- a gorgeous, muscle bound, versatile guy. Turned out he lived just a couple of blocks away from me. Also ran into him once or twice at the gym. Some family came to visit, and we went to an Off-Broadway production. Guess who was up on the stage? One of my female relatives couldn't stop gushing about how hot he was. I casually mentioned that I had seen him at the gym. I left out how else we knew each other. Met up with him a couple of more times, and then one day I noticed that his building had been emptied for demolition. His ad disappeared, which is probably better for my wallet. He was a great kisser and a good conversationalist on top of having a superhero body and talented at sex. It's too bad he lost his apartment--it had one of the finest outdoor decks I've ever seen for a one-bedroom apartment.