Brokeback Mountain Grocery List

[+ Tom Isern]

WEEK ONE

 

* Beans

* Bacon

* Coffee

* Whiskey

 

WEEK TWO

 

* Beans

* Ham

* Coffee

* Whiskey

 

WEEK THREE

 

* Beans al fresca

* Thin-sliced Bacon

* Hazelnut Coffee

* Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin

* K-Y gel

 

WEEK FOUR

 

* Beans en salade

* Pancetta

* Coffee (espresso grind)

* 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay

* 2 tubes K-Y gel

 

WEEK FIVE

 

* Fresh Fava beans

* Jasmine rice

* Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced

* Medallions of veal

* Porcini mushrooms

* 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream

* 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long

* 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)

* 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

 

WEEK SIX

 

* Yukon Gold potatoes

* Heavy whipping cream

* Asparagus (very thin)

* Organic Eggs

* Spanish Lemons

* Gruyere cheese (well aged)

* One case Veuve Clicout

* One bottle Eros

[Guest Dan]

RE: Brokeback Mountain Grocery List - BS Campfire scene

 

Both times that I've seen BM, I kind of chuckle when I see the cans of beans. Am I the only one that can't help but think of the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles?

 

Dan Dare

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[SAdler]

RE: Brokeback Mountain Grocery List - BS Campfire scene

 

>Am I the only one that can't help but

>think of the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles?

 

It's twoo...it's TWOO .... ITS TWOO!!!!

 

LOL. Oh Madeline where for art thou?

 

Thanks Tom ... you made me crack up in class ... luckily it was a gay themed class so when the prof asked me to share I was more than willing.

[Guest Dan]

RE: Brokeback Mountain Grocery List - BS Campfire scene

 

>>Am I the only one that can't help but

>>think of the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles?

>

>It's twoo...it's TWOO .... ITS TWOO!!!!

>

>LOL. Oh Madeline where for art thou?

>

>Thanks Tom ... you made me crack up in class ... luckily it

>was a gay themed class so when the prof asked me to share I

>was more than willing.

 

Scott,

 

I'm glad that you know BS. One day in the gym, a guy was sort of blocking me from getting into my locker, so I said to him, "as Cleavon Little said in Blazing Saddles, 'I'll just whip this out!' He was 24 and had no idea what I was talking about which made me wonder if any great comedy pre-1990 was lost to the younger generation!

 

You have given me hope! LOL

 

"That's Headly!"

 

 

 

Dan Dare

http://www.geocities.com/dandare_laca/DanDare4Hire.html

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

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ArlingtnVAGuy beat ya to it ... but still funny.

[doctordoctor]

Blazing Saddles

 

man...a classic...the campfire fart scene was my late Dad's favorite scene in any movie (OK, he was not that class-less)...last time I watched it, tho, it was getting just a little bit dated...so many classic lines from that movie!!!!!...if I start now, won't stop..."I HATE that cliche"..."is it 'twoo' what they say about colored men?"..."IT'S TWOO...IT'S TWOO"........gotta stop with those

[SAdler]

RE: Brokeback Mountain Grocery List - BS Campfire scene

 

>"That's Headly!"

 

"What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*."

 

Although my personal favorite from her ....

 

"Ahhhh but the servant waits while the master-bates!"

 

I think I'm going to be inspired to have a new signature (it's about time)

[+ deej]

RE: Brokeback Mountain Grocery List - BS Campfire scene

 

There is hope for the next generation after all!

[poiuyt]

RE: Brokeback Mountain Grocery List - BS Campfire scene

 

Throw out your hands,

Stick out your tush,

Hands on your hips,

Give 'em a push.

It's no surprise,

you're doing the French Mistake.

Ooh la!

 

(it's so wrong, but it's still my favorite)

[+ Tom Isern]

...damn, didn't see that. Sorry!

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>...damn, didn't see that. Sorry!

 

It is still funny the second time around.