BUSINESS is BOOMING :: COME TO NEW YORK

[JesusNYC]

TITLE OF THE BOOK IS "BLOOD IS RUNNING IN THE STREETS"

 

Dear Queens,

 

Drunk and at the bar, I met beautiful boys, and we talked about the stir in regard to my HooBoy posting. Now that the morning coffee has sunk in, I have been doing some research at the little bookstore near Nordstrom on Market Street. As an Escort, is it wrong for me to think of blow jobs and massage as a business? Now why would some boys take the time to get Certified in Personal Massage and Muscle Training if that certificate didn't help them gain more business. Will the floods at the resorts in Guerneville affect business? How about New Orleans' Mardi Gras? Is it wrong for me to think of this and plan out my year thinking of where the opportunities are? I mean, one boytoy told me to get new pictures done with his friend tomorrow. What good are the pictures unless I use them for marketing? Should I workout and bring a change of clothes? Should I bring gel for my hair or have it cut? Doesn't this have to do with marketing too? Hair, clothes, pictures, and lotion. I found that men prefered almond oil and started to buy it. Marketing, sales, presentation, promotion...

 

Many people have been asking me about HooBoy’s “Business is Booming”. So I have been cracking open the business books, while walking around San Francisco. These queens read. Bookstores everywhere. Well, it's pretty amazing.

 

Investors have been trained to seek opportunity during chaos. In fact, the term, “Business is Booming” is better than “Blood in the Street”. At least three books I found at bookstores had this title. Writers like this guy named Sir Rees-Mogg describe a factor called Megapolitics and refer to world banks, Rothschilds, events like Waterloo, Napoleon, Winston Churchill, and those who take advantage of MTA strikes, companies going out of business, wars – anybody ever hear of Dick Cheney and his company Halliburton's interest in the desert wars? Yes, desert. Millions of miles away. Not MTA, but hills, flies, cockroaches, and food shipped in from the United States. Eeek!

 

So the queens who were worried about me doing more business during the transit strike or heavy rains should read more books on how to do business. Unless these girls think capitalizing on chaos is immoral. Now that brings me down to being an Escort. Are other escorts calling me immoral? Do they want to censor me? Well, join the AFA or Ford Motors... Do I stop charging for couples? Are spankings immoral? Fisting, having a man pee in my face, dildos, golden showers, leather, wrestling in the nude, blowjobs in the gym, stroking in the sauna, where do I begin?

 

Below are some book titles and authors I found with the focus of their books being “Blood is Running in the Streets”.

 

1. "Buy When the Blood Is Running in the Streets" (Unless it’s your blood.)

by Burton S. Blumert

 

2. Blood in the Streets: Investment Profits in a World Gone Mad (Hardcover)

by James Dale Davidson, William, Sir Rees-Mogg

 

3. Blood on the Street : The Sensational Inside Story of How Wall Street Analysts Duped a Generation of Investors by Charles Gasparino

 

The titles of the books come from Lord Rothschild's statement about when blood is running in the streets during chaos and how investors use the opportunity for the future.

 

Where does being a good fuck buddy blend in with selling yourself to make money?

 

JesusNYC

:7

[JesusNYC]

2006 TAX BREAKS, ACCOUNTANTS, and WRITE-OFFS

 

ACCOUNTANTS, TAX BREAKS, AND TAX WRITE-OFFS

 

Talk about Business, these boys in San Francisco really have the network down. Some girls here have accountants or boyfriends who are accountants. They write off everything, tickets, air fare, cab fare, print ads.

 

As an Escort; Where do I get my tax breaks? Where do I find an accountant in Manhattan who can help me? Do I have to incorporate? These trips to Las Vegas - Are they tax write-offs - hotel receipts, food, magazine subscriptions? Does lotion, dildos, gloves, and condoms get included in the mix?

 

Can I say Escort or do I have to call myself a Model, Actor, or someone to do with entertainment? I met one queen and she calls herself a model. She said there was a cut-off on how much she could declare as a tax-write off, but that her accountant was helping her with that.

 

JesusNYC

:7

[Guest Jesse Dane]

RE:

 

Wow.....just found this thread.

 

Someone is seriously disturbed...

[+ ArVaGuy]

RE: Seriously Disturbed

 

>Wow.....just found this thread.

>

>Someone is seriously disturbed...

 

That is an understatement.

[JesusNYC]

WIT and INTELLIGENCE

 

What wit and cunning...

 

Did Macy's fire their Christmas help? Are you one of the little elves that got laid off? No wonder.

 

I just noticed that you noticed my thread, but I must tell you that I was taken away, first by your brilliant one liners, and then that gallery of tired, old pictures. Did you just wake up from a terrible hangover when those pictures were taken, or did you mean to have that retarded Columbine Trench Coat Mafia wannabe goth look?

 

It's becoming clear to me why so many boys make a living on their knees, but I can't grasp the good taste of the customers. It must be a fetish like fucking fish for the first time.

 

Today is 2006. Old porn stars who sucked cock in a movie 24 months ago better find a job. Join the navy. Go teach English in Bolivia. Use that vision you have to enhance the wit and wisdom that comes along with saying dull, dense, and ignorant monologues on a movie that you wouldn't bring up at a bar unless you were sober.

 

Where do these queens comes from? Porn stars are not ACTORS. Taking it up the ass doesn't not qualify for an Off Broadway Show.

 

LEARN YOUR LINES OR GET OFF STAGE.

 

JesusNYC

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[JesusNYC]

READING LIST 2006

 

Has anyone created a 2006 New Year's reading list?

 

Tennessee Williams, Milan Kundera, Stan Lee, or Bloom County? It just seems like more reading is required for some of the tired, old queens on this thread.

 

Reading vastly improves ones communication skills. While porn stars are standing around waiting for a fluffer to keep them erect until their next audition, the retarded trolls could be enjoying a good novel like The Magus, World According to Garp, or Against the Gods by Bernstein.

 

Maybe reading is too much to ask from our favorite porn stars. All that blood headed down instead of up seems to be one of the things we like for 120 minutes before they get tired and we start forgetting. As we speak, the clock is ticking. Where will the boys go once next new years rolls around and the queens are already forgotten?

 

Good writing requires reading. So read, dears. Read. Don't depend on your good looks, because they are already fading, AND FADING QUICKLY FOR THAT MATTER.

 

365 days to go, new men will enter the race this week in Las Vegas, another generation will turn 18 this year. Time is up and you thought it was just beginning.

 

What a pity when reality has to sink in.

 

JesusNYC

p.s. 3:00 PM in S.F. I have to go work. Business is booming. Diner at 10 PM. Hope you find that class you need to get ahead.

:7

[JesusNYC]

IGNORANT

 

IGNORANT

 

Unaware or uninformed. Lacking education or knowledge.

 

Get a clue.

 

:7

[JesusNYC]

Lacking depth of intellect, emotion, or knowledge.

 

Lacking depth of intellect, emotion, or knowledge.

 

Simple sentences show a girl who has lived a relatively long time.

 

Pity to get old.

[JesusNYC]

$200 GOOGLE INCENTIVE IN LAS VEGAS :: INTERNEXT

 

ANOTHER REASON TO COME TO LAS VEGAS INTERNEXT

 

Many of your beautiful boys are investors, bankers, accountants, and well, personally, I would like to sleep with you. Does anyone barter services anymore?

 

GOOGLE IS ANNOUNCING A $200 COMPUTER ON FRIDAY

What other investment news is there? Can't you write this trip off as a business expense?

 

The computers are going to jump off the shelves at Wal-Mart and they will not operate with Windows. But there is more. Invest in Vegas.

 

Buy me a drink. I will buy you two. Come visit and I will sleep with you.

 

COME TO LAS VEGAS for INTERNEXT as well as the GAY VN AWARDS

 

Running parallel to AVN’s Adult Entertainment Expo is Internext 2006 in Las Vegas providing unparalleled access to thousands of adult industry professionals who are serious about doing business.

 

See you there. Great coffee on Market Street. Going into the 60's today, but I heard it was raining in New York yesterday. Vegas should be hot, hot, hot.

 

JesusNYC

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[JesusNYC]

BIZ: I HAVE GOT ACCOUNTANTS & BOOKKEEPERS

 

BUSINESS :: I HAVE GOT ACCOUNTANTS AND BOOK KEEPERS

 

Just checked my email and I have accountants and bookkeepers that are willing to help you write-off your taxes this year.

 

I have Albert in Los Angeles, Paul in Washington, many of these boys will help you with your books for a little barter. I found them off Hooboys and then they emailed my NExtboys acct.

 

Basically, there are many book keepers, money managers, and accountants out there who will help you write off your pictures, trips to Vegas, car rentals, and all that fun stuff.

 

Start the year off right.

 

Glen, my babeee, turned me onto Nextboys, so you can email me at [email protected]

 

JesusNYC

:7

[JesusNYC]

FOR THOSE BASTARDS WHO CAN'T READ

 

FOR THOSE BASTARDS WHO CAN'T READ

 

MANY MEN HAVE EMAILED ME ABOUT A GAY MEN'S BOOK CLUB

 

WELL, IT IS TIME TO ENHANCE THOSE ROTTEN COMMUNICATION SKILLS MOST OF THE ONE LINERS POST.

 

TAKE UP A GAY MAN'S BOOK CLUB, YOU MIGHT MEET A NICE MAN WHO WILL TAKE YOU HOME AND TREAT YOU THE WAY H.H. BUTT POUNDED LOLITA.

 

ISN'T IT EVERY BOY'S DREAM TO BE TREATED LIKE A LOLITA?

 

I AM SO OVER BEING LADY CHATTERLEY'S LOVER

 

LEARN TO COMMUNICATE LADIES, IT MIGHT MAKE YOU MORE INTERESTING THAN THE TIRED TRAILER TRASH WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT HAVING THEIR PICTURES POSTED ON THE WEB.

 

JESUSNYC

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[JesusNYC]

ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONES

 

Fuck, I am furious.

 

I had a customer who wanted two boys. So I called a few boys that I met online and asked them if they wanted to split $1600. Four boys had disconnected numbers, two had mailboxes that were full, and it seems like no one answers the phone anymore.

 

Crazy bitches! I finally got the party together with Jim and Richardo, but don't be a baby who bitches about not making any money, when you don't return calls, or answer your fucking phone.

 

Check your numbers online. Clear out your message folder. Pay your fucking phone bill. Be professional or don't BITCH.

 

There were only four boys on NEXTboys.com, Rentboys never answers their phone, talk about placing ghosts online, and Craigs List has hookers posting from Sacramento in San Francisco, eight hours away in traffic. One boy was from Hayward. Where the fuck is Hayward? I am calling from the Castro.

 

I have got to go workout. Bitches who don't answer their phone piss me off.

 

JesusNYC}(

[flopsy]

RE: WIT and INTELLIGENCE

 

This is like watching a time bomb.

Someone must be awfully close to bottoming out.

[bigpeteratlanta]

Blessed Jesue, I enjoy your rather "differnt" type posting here. A breath of fresh air.

[+ Lucky]

RE: A Cross To Bear

 

Wish I could agree...but I find his posts insufferable. I just want to crucify him!

[bigguyinpasadena]

RE: A Cross To Bear

 

Don't be crossing any bears Lucky-they do not like it!

This Jesus fella is quite insane,but kinda fun-who was the "artist"/hooker that used to do the stream of consious stuff on here till he ended up in the bug house?

[JesusNYC]

THANK GOD FOR THE BEARS

 

Love Bears - Love THEM

 

The Best Relationships are with BEARS....

 

If I had a boyfriend, it would be a bear. Relationship for life - B E A R .... Someone I could hold in bed forever.... B-E-A-R.

 

Just trying to soak the sun on my last days here in San Francisco, appointment at 5:00 pm when my banker gets off work, diner at Aqua, or is it Equa, somewhere off the California line cable car in the Financial District.

 

My big banker told me a story about this big black oblisque on California Street and Montgomery - it's a rock - He said it stands for the banker's heart - black, alone, and fragile. Chips easily. Stands alone. Sounds like BUSINESS.

 

BUSINESS IS COLD-HEARTED BABY. NO ONE FUCKS FOR FREE. EVEN RELATIONSHIPS ARE AN INVESTMENT... but who am I kidding, I couldn't fuck four men a day and then go home to Papa only to say, "Hey, what's for supper, daddy?" I made my choices. I love my clients. Top or bottom, squeeze or swallow, I love having my hands on a man, WHERE ARE THOSE BEARS???

 

Not so many cute bears here in the Castro. Maybe I just don't know where to go. They must all be down in Pasadena.

 

How does a girl catch a bus down wind? Amtrak? Gay Hound?

 

Visit me in Vegas. Investors say Google is going to release $200 personal computers at a trade show there tomorrow. I don't know what that has to do with the Gay Expo at the Sands, but if the boys at Google or Apple want a boy to bend, give me a Yahoo and I will knocking on your door, naked before you can drop a wet towel.

 

Does anybody use hotel shampoo anymore? I hear it dries your hair...

 

Have fun. To all the boys in San Francisco. Loved your company. To all the boy in New York. Miss you. To all the lovers in Las Vegas, assume the position.

 

JesusNYC

:9

[woodlawn]

RE: Manic

 

>Get a clue.

 

Those of us who have been members here for more than a few minutes are aware that when a poster creates a long thread by responding to his own posts, and when his posts consist almost entirely of a series of disconnected statements, that is a significant clue to his mental condition.

[JesusNYC]

Doctor or Quack

 

Many professionals question the American Psychological Association when it comes down to gay facts. They question the reports, papers, and publications.

 

But when deeply, devout queen tries to slap me with a feather without a Ph.D trailing their name, I want to paint them in latex.

 

Instead of a fist full of intellect, I have to say, "Bitch. Stop typing. Pick up your keyboard. And go find a book. Because your boyfriend lost interest long ago. Start by reading Elements of Style or the illustrated edition so that you don't get a headache.

 

Elements of Style doesn't cover grammar though. You might want to start in the children's section of the bookstore with nouns, verbs, and adverbs. Verbs are action words. You didn't make much sense in your last sentence. That is because you are a moron. But we can't blame your mother for dropping you on your head. Maybe it was the father and her three boyfriends who walked away that damaged you. Should we call you Capote?

 

Where do these bitches learn? Join AAA or drink more. Need crack? I will let you borrow some of mine. But don't try to catch the wave if you can't already swim or surf.

 

Stay off the web!

 

B-I-T-C-H

 

JesusNYC :7

[jackhammer91406]

Put me down for variety

 

I gotta say I was somewhat on the fence even tho the fantasy of having Jesus on his knees in front of me kinda got the juices flowing (BTW Jesus, I am a bear!) BUT, when he lit into Woodlawn, well, put me down in the AMEN corner. I'll put up with the rants as long as they continue to be spiced with sex and humor. This is some interesting diversion (and I still am hoping to see his face looking up at me begging one day soon. And Jesus, you gotta come to L.A. for this big one). }(

[+ ArVaGuy]

RE: A Cross To Bear

 

>Wish I could agree...but I find his posts insufferable. I

>just want to crucify him!

 

 

Why? He'd just rise up again in a few days. }(

[+ Lucky]

RE: A Cross To Bear

 

LOL:o

[woodlawn]

RE: Doctor or Quack

 

>Many professionals question the American Psychological

>Association when it comes down to gay facts. They question the

>reports, papers, and publications.

 

What are "gay facts"? Are they different from other facts?

 

 

>But when deeply, devout queen tries to slap me with a feather

>without a Ph.D trailing their name, I want to paint them in

>latex.

 

I'm only one of several posters who have commented on your manic posting style. You can find plenty of similar comments from others in this thread. And since you have no idea who I am, you're in no position to comment on what educational qualifications I have or don't have.

 

>Elements of Style doesn't cover grammar though. You might want

>to start in the children's section of the bookstore with

>nouns, verbs, and adverbs. Verbs are action words. You didn't

>make much sense in your last sentence. That is because you are

>a moron.

 

Your penchant for replying to posts with namecalling and hate speech like the above says a great deal about the sort of person you are.

 

>Stay off the web!

 

I have been participating here long before you showed up and will continue to do so. You may as well get used to it, since there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

[Guest HonkingGoose]

Do we REALLY have to put up with this?

[Barry]

No. You can ignore him.