Translation Please!

[Rod Hagen]

"Brevis hic est fructus homullis." --Lucretius.

 

Thanks!

[Hamlet]

"Brief is this pleasure for poor mortals."

[Rick Munroe]

"Pineapple juice makes your cum taste sweet."

[twinkboylover28]

Rootbeer does the same thing

[Rick Munroe]

I prefer to jerk off into the root beer and make a Rick Munroe Float.

[+ deej]

>"Brevis hic est fructus homullis." --Lucretius.

 

"Resistance is futile." -- Lucretius of Borg

[Rod Hagen]

Thank you Hamlet. And goddamn you as well. How did you find it? I think I'm pretty internet savvy, but I was simply unable. Maybe you used an actual book. I should try that sometime. Good for you.

 

THANKS!

 

>"Brief is this pleasure for poor mortals."

[Hamlet]

> How did you find

>it? I think I'm pretty internet savvy, but I was simply

>unable.

 

I know this dates me, but I didn't find it. I just know Latin. And you're welcome.