Semen Moisturiser

[OneFinger]

A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

 

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

 

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

 

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."

 

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1381407.html

 

Don't think I'll buy the cream from her company. I'd prefer to hire the guys and make my own. :9

[Rick Munroe]

We use Derek's as furniture polish; it works great on headboards, leather sofas...also hardwood floors...and mirrors, where it does cause streaking but sure looks good when it's freshly dripping down. :9

[SAdler]

That's really ironic. Aside from the eternal joke of the "facial," one client and I discussed how frequent facials from me seemed to be helping the wrinkles and elasticity in his skin. Coincidence? Who knows!

 

On a scientific level, it makes complete and total sense. If I'm not mistaken, the semen itself is protein base and I'm sure there are specific enzymes in the skin dedicated to cell growth and dublication accounting for cell regeneration. Makes sense.

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

What's next? Seman smoothies at the mall?

[Guest RandyRon]

>What's next? Seman smoothies at the mall?

 

 

Recipe:

 

8 oz vanilla yogurt

1 ripe banana

1 large load of fresh cum

1/2 cup crushed ice

Blend for 15 sec

 

Use as a drink or facial moisturizer.

 

Sounds good to me! :9 :9 :9

[SAdler]

The Japanese have been marketing semen based dishes for YEARS. I mean, some of my favorites:

 

Cream of Sum Yung Ai

Sper Mi Soup

[OneFinger]

Found something else I'd like to use in addition to the moisturiser.

 

http://img89.echo.cx/img89/6726/branca4cw.jpg