My favorite escort ad ever on BP for this creature

[Jose305]

http://miami.backpage.com/MenSeekMen/new-real-p-t-s-g-rge-us-rny-b-y-upscale-24hrs-fantasy-in-miami-adan/47887335

[LoveNDino]

http://miami.backpage.com/MenSeekMen/new-real-p-t-s-g-rge-us-rny-b-y-upscale-24hrs-fantasy-in-miami-adan/47887335

To each his own?

[Jose305]

To each his own?

I give him credit for self confidence though - he self describes as "gorgeous" in English & Spanish! Lol

[LoveNDino]

I give him credit for self confidence though - he self describes as "gorgeous" in English & Spanish! Lol

Como se dice delusion in Spanish?

[Jose305]

Como se dice delusion in Spanish?

él es delirante!

[Mount N Do]

"Don't contact me if you not serious or wealthy"

I'm neither.

/dial tone

[caliguy]

"Don't contact me if you not serious or wealthy"

I'm neither.

/dial tone

http://38.media.tumblr.com/dc85443bef0ed0176a7df0e46b8919fd/tumblr_nii4vaPjdz1qfh70bo1_r1_250.gif

[Nvr2Thick]

Good thing Backpage shut down their escort classifieds.

 

The only thing it did was push those ads to the "dating" section. Oh yeah, and the massage ads have become a train wreck. The biggest loss for me is that the male escort sections used to have a lot of "women only" ads that were fun to mine for rough trade. Now those guys don't advertise in the dating - men seeking men section, and both the women seeking men and men seeking women sections are almost exclusively female escorts.

[LoveNDino]

Good thing Backpage shut down their escort classifieds.

 

The only thing it did was push those ads to the "dating" section. Oh yeah, and the massage ads have become a train wreck. The biggest loss for me is that the male escort sections used to have a lot of "women only" ads that were fun to mine for rough trade. Now those guys don't advertise in the dating - men seeking men section, and both the women seeking men and men seeking women sections are almost exclusively female escorts.

Preach!

[Jose305]

And... "i have a real natural hearthshape perfect lips,perfect silky smooth skin,amazing booty,im beautyful from any side.." is that an alternate fact??? LOL

[Jose305]

"Don't contact me if you not serious or wealthy"

I'm neither.

/dial tone

DITTO! Lol

[MileHigh]

Como se dice delusion in Spanish?

Delusion is universal in every language mate... Hahahaha!!!

[+ José Soplanucas]

His spelling in Spanish is horrible.

[LoveNDino]

And... "i have a real natural hearthshape perfect lips,perfect silky smooth skin,amazing booty,im beautyful from any side.." is that an alternate fact??? LOL

Sounds about right...

[kewtex]

His spelling in Spanish is horrible.

 

You're hiring him to take dick, not dictation.

[LoveNDino]

You're hiring him to take dick, not dictation.

Touché

[TruHart1]

His spelling in Spanish is horrible.

You're hiring him to take dick, not dictation.

Neither is his English spelling and grammar ain't so grate!

I do think he gets the point of being a very willing and enthusiastic bottom boi across between the pictures and his twitter account! Just be "serious or wealthy" (or have $250!)

 

TruHart1

[+ José Soplanucas]

I was just adding a clue that those who don't know Spanish cannot notice. Just one more clue to the general understanding of who this person is and where he comes from.

[bostonman]

Given his pics - I wonder if he shows up with all that printing all over him?

[Mount N Do]

Given his pics - I wonder if he shows up with all that printing all over him?

Of course man. Wealthy men love that flamboyance. It just blends with the country club crowd.

[Jose305]

Of course man. Wealthy men love that flamboyance. It just blends with the country club crowd.

Especially if he shows up in that fish net onesie with that gold lame bikini bottom hahahaha

[+ José Soplanucas]

Of course man. Wealthy men love that flamboyance. It just blends with the country club crowd.

 

For someone coming from his background, a wealthy man is someone who can spend 250 bucks in an escort.

[LoveNDino]

I would never ever want to be on the bad side of any of you gentlemen...but keep 'em coming! It's what's keeping my day from being a total nightmare! Gracias, as our child in fishnet onesie might say.

[kewtex]

Gracias, as our child in fishnet onesie might say.

 

Possibly, but without any hint of a Castilian accent.

[amused1]

What's the Spanish version of "Yikes!"?