Just a funny story

[AvengingDanno]

Last week I contacted a guy on Backpage who was advertising for women only (inconsistently). We texted and he said he'd think it over. I contacted him the next day and he seemed game to swing by last Thursday, saying he was "up for the job".

 

When he showed up he asked if I was the owner a particular company. I said I contacted him through Backpage. Get this - he had confused phone numbers and thought he was coming for a legit interview. HAHAHA He came up anyway, drank three tall glasses of water and decided to take the plunge. He stated a few times, with his eyes closed, that he was thinking about girls. I enjoyed myself, and he seemed to not hate it, for a very impromptu decision and encounter LOL

[+ azdr0710]

soooooooooo, that backpage link is.................??

[AvengingDanno]

I considered it but a quick search of his phone number leads to his Facebook page, so I won't be posting the link

[+ oldNbusted]

A mentor of mine told me once you get a straight guy's dick in your mouth, his brain would stop working. Maybe he was right.

 

I used to spend a lot of time editing greetings for my answering machine, stuff like Laurie Anderson saying "hearing your name is better than seeing your face". At one point, it was some clip of a breathy woman saying something like "my name is Jane, what's yours?". I noticed I was getting a lot of repeat calls from one number, but they never left a message. One day, I was home and they called and I picked it it. It turned out to be a Latino guy who didn't speak English (and I don't speak Spanish) but he was asking where Jane was. I explained, best I could, that it was an old, old clip. I guess he figured out she wasn't going to appear on the call and next thing I know, he's breathing heavy in my ear. My normal reaction to phone sex is a giant but it was so spontaneous, I just had to go with it. We finished and hung up and he never called again.

[+ azdr0710]

I considered it but a quick search of his phone number leads to his Facebook page, so I won't be posting the link

 

was only kidding.....glad it worked for you.....

[Jock123]

OMG. Hottest story......EVERRR!

 

A few years ago I ACCIDENTALLY hit up a guy on craigslist who was looking for m4w in the Casual Encounters section. Long story short he showed up later that night WASTED legit thinking I was a female(He never asked nor did I realize thats what he was looking for). Anyways after being pissed at me and me explaining it was a LEGIT mistake on my part, he says fuck it Im horny.... Asks me to make a gloryhole out of my bedroom door(Taking out the knob) and not to talk on the other side. came in my mouth, zipped up and left...It was hot.

[wklucas]

A number of years ago (when I still smoked cigs !!) while working in downtown Chicago summertime - I take a break to go outside for a smoke.....gorgeous (straight) stud (in jeans & tee) sitting out front on a concrete slab around the landscape planters reading the newspaper (again, years ago)....I walk over in his direction & discreetly see that he's looking at the classified / help wanted ads....before too long I start the convo asking about if he's looking for a job, what kind, yada/yada/yada.....friendly guy who engages back....long story, short - I work in to ask if he'd like to make some money.....he curiously accepts the offer....I take the afternoon off & we head to a hotel.....he became a semi-regular that summer /fall calling me a few times to ask if I was interested to let him earn some $$$.....great guy who as far as I know never did this with anybody else but was ok with our hookups....physically his stats were close to my ideal w/a great look....athletic, masculine, casual, laid-back personality who genuinely seemed to be alright with letting me play with & enjoy his body.....in time, he simply stopped calling....not long after that, my own work project in Chicago was ending also / anyway

[AvengingDanno]

Great stories gents!

[SuperJunior]

A number of years ago (when I still smoked cigs !!) while working in downtown Chicago summertime - I take a break to go outside for a smoke.....gorgeous (straight) stud (in jeans & tee) sitting out front on a concrete slab around the landscape planters reading the newspaper (again, years ago)....I walk over in his direction & discreetly see that he's looking at the classified / help wanted ads....before too long I start the convo asking about if he's looking for a job, what kind, yada/yada/yada.....friendly guy who engages back....long story, short - I work in to ask if he'd like to make some money.....he curiously accepts the offer....I take the afternoon off & we head to a hotel.....he became a semi-regular that summer /fall calling me a few times to ask if I was interested to let him earn some $$$.....great guy who as far as I know never did this with anybody else but was ok with our hookups....physically his stats were close to my ideal w/a great look....athletic, masculine, casual, laid-back personality who genuinely seemed to be alright with letting me play with & enjoy his body.....in time, he simply stopped calling....not long after that, my own work project in Chicago was ending also / anyway

 

Nice!

[AvengingDanno]

His BP ad is gone but contacted me last week, looking to provide a fuller service , for more $$$. I have yet to plan this (my mom was visiting LOL).

[Tonyko]

IDK bout anyone else but I luv suckin a str8 dude's dick cause I feel like I'm "gettin' away with something" lol. I DO think their brains are wired diff not sure the reverse - a woman chowing down on us - would garner the same effect even with eyes closed and a dream guy in our heads My still beautiful ex Gaeity adonis who's tots str8 who is now a dear bud of 15 yrs STILL excites me shitloads when he lets me do him, think because I know it's NOT what he pref's but he still gets hard and it excites me lol.

[Arbimuscle]

Oh, the good ol' days. My first experience of propositioning, was back in college. My fraternity days. There was a guy, in another fraternity, a pike, damn stud. Did not really know him, but I knew girls that he dated. I was in lust. This was late eighties. I called him several times from a pay phone, offering him money, if he wanted to meet. Yes, stupid, but hormones ruled. Finally, he said yes. Night we were to meet, at his apartment, was very late. Like 3 am. It was stupid, scary, thrilling, all in one. I could have gotten the shit beat out of me. I knocked on his door, he answered, wearing a sleeveless t, and his yellow pike sweats. He had been drinking, I had also. Walked in, sat down, he pulled them down, and I went to town. Next thing I know, he is sucking me. Our encounters went on for about 8 years. I think I helped pay his way through law school. Our last encounter was a glorious night. He was married, and had moved off to another city. His wife was out of town. And he said why don't you come down to my house. We went to casino, on the way back to his house, he gives me a bj in the car while driving. We then proceed into his house, we suck and I fuck him, all night. Yes, he was being fucked up the ass, in his new home, where he lived with his new bride. That was the last night ever saw him. And it's been over 20 years. And I still think back fondly to those times.

[Guest EdInDC]

His BP ad is gone but contacted me last week, looking to provide a fuller service , for more $$$. I have yet to plan this (my mom was visiting LOL).

That's great. Send your mom to a show and set something up.

[AvengingDanno]

A month ago, the same guy who came over for the "interview" offered me his straight virgin hole. He came over and as soon as I undressed him he was hard and came from me sucking him very briefly. I then put on a condom and he straddled me. He got hard real quick and blew a "hands free" load all over my belly. He asked "is that normal". LOL We changed positions to the one he suggested, him laying on one side and me spooning him. I didn't think I'd like it but it got me going, holding onto his once again hard knob. I finished. And then I sucked him off again. At no point did he touch me at all. Not my head, not my shoulders and not my dick. I sent him to shower by himself.

 

So just last night I checked in with him, just to see if he was still available in the near future. We chatted a bit and he urgently offered me a two-for-one deal to fuck him, last night and next week, with no money up front. Sadly I had plans and couldn't take advantage of the offer. But he eagerness tells me how much he enjoyed me making him cum 3 times in an hour. I hate missing a bargain!!

[+ Tarte Gogo]

This is the best thread I have read so far.

[john1973]

Yummy!

[AvengingDanno]

This is the best thread I have read so far.

 

I'm glad to contribute to this community!

[MmM]

Hot stories! Surely a fantasy of mine