What do I have to do?

[Rick Munroe]

Kids today are such prudes.

[woodlawn]

>Woodlawn...you are so talented and good at what you do, do.

>Perhaps you might want to take a walk on the wild side

>sometime, the side that is just looking for something less

>constructed than four walls that have no in-balance...For God

>sakes bro, lighten up....Life is not always all about you.

 

 

You know, you're absolutely right. Life would be so much more meaningful and fulfilling if I spent all my time flirting with male prostitutes on an Internet message board. I just can't imagine why I never realized that before! Thank you so much for enlightening me.

[Guest ChgoBoy]

Sarcasm becomes you....

[Rick Munroe]

>Life would be so much more

>meaningful and fulfilling if I spent all my time flirting with

>male prostitutes on an Internet message board.

 

You mean it isn't fulfilling and meaningful enough that you spend a lot of time griping and criticizing escorts and clients on an internet message board?? :o

[woodlawn]

>Sarcasm becomes you....

 

No, really, I mean it. I should stop behaving as if it's all about me, just as you said. I should stop putting an ad for my business in every single one of my thousands and thousands of posts. I should stop posting remarks that have absolutely nothing to do with the thread in which they're posted and have no purpose except to draw attention to me. I should . . . . Wait a minute. I just realized that is Rick's behavior I'm describing, not mine.

 

Okay, never mind.