What do I have to do?

[Rick Munroe]

>A more reasonable "what if", as far as I am

>concerned, is "What if Rick was merely joking, as he often

>does?" Honestly if you hadn't gotten so riled up, I would

>have assumed that Rick was just making a joke

 

You're a wise man; I was making a joke, but I think Doug's histrionic reaction was way funnier (gee, it's a good thing I left out the part about him dressing up in a raincoat and yelling "Bombs away!" while I rolled hardboiled eggs at him). :+

[Rick Munroe]

I've never demanded that anyone do anything around here. I'm not one of the moderators.

[Rick Munroe]

Candyman, I would love it if they made a Rick Munroe doll but it would have to be edible.

[Rick Munroe]

Can you wait until June? If so, your wish is our asses' command. }(

[Candyman]

mmmm and just what flavor would it have to be :9

[Guest RandyRon]

>Can you wait until June? If so, your wish is our asses'

>command. }(

 

Rick, Derek,

 

I'm inking in all of June right now. My only problem is to keep my tongue from getting hard thinking about those four hairy mounds yuuuuuuum! :9

[Guy Fawkes]

I want take my tongue and go exploring Rick's ass from the small of his back all the way to his belly button without missing any of the points in between; while Derek is stuffing his wand down the other end to stiffle the excited moans of passion.

 

:+ Is that better?

[woodlawn]

>I've never demanded that anyone do anything around here. I'm

>not one of the moderators.

 

Gosh, Rick, I guess you're forgetting about that time last year when you lectured Four Aces on "honesty" because he talked about his habit of emailing the same escort twice, once with information about his weight and once without, to see whether he would get a different response if he indicated he is heavy. You seemed pretty censorious about it at the time. Clearly, your memory isn't what it used to be. Well, it happens to everyone with age, right?

[Rick Munroe]

>:+ Is that better?

 

I'll let you know after my breathing returns to normal. :o

 

For the record, I like this side of Daddy the best of all. }(

[Rick Munroe]

It would be flavored with ASSpertame (no calories but just as sweet). ;-)

[Rick Munroe]

Mmmm....hard wet tongues make the best furniture. }(

[Rick Munroe]

Wow, you really like to live in the message board archives, don't you? :7 As I recall, I told him that while I understood his feelings, I thought it was a bit inconsiderate to send out fake emails, especially to those of us who take the time to write back thoughtful, personal replies to prospective clients There was no "demand" from me that he change his behavior.

 

Now, please write back something...anything...just so you can have the last word. :+

[woodlawn]

>Wow, you really like to live in the message board archives,

>don't you?

 

As a matter of fact, I haven't used them in years. I should have said above that memory loss happens to everyone with age -- except me.

 

> There was no "demand" from me that he change his behavior.

 

True enough. You merely excoriated him for failing to be "honest." I always get a kick out of seeing an escort use that word.

 

 

>Now, please write back something...anything...just so you can

>have the last word.

 

No way! I absolutely refuse to do that.

[Rick Munroe]

>True enough. You merely excoriated him for failing to be

>"honest." I always get a kick out of seeing an escort use

>that word.

 

I have never used the word "excoriate."

[Txpaytoplay]

Funny thread....even with all the malcontents putting in their thoughts. Come to Texas please!!!! and bring Derek too!!

[Rick Munroe]

Where do we go? Dallas? Houston? Or shall we go to San Antonio and show Bennie & Vinnie how it's really done right? (just kidding, boys) Texas has actually been on our list for quite some time. Maybe we can go help clear brush in Crawford.

[woodlawn]

>Funny thread....even with all the malcontents putting in

>their thoughts. Come to Texas please!!!! and bring Derek

>too!!

 

I know what you mean about those "malcontents." Can you imagine anyone who's NOT into reading an endless number of posts from all the paunchy, balding old poofs who enjoy giggling about Rick Monroe the way 13-year-old girls giggle over their favorite boy band? How could anyone NOT be into that????!!!!

[joel304]

"I know what you mean about those "malcontents." Can you imagine anyone who's NOT into reading an endless number of posts from all the paunchy, balding old poofs who enjoy giggling about Rick Monroe the way 13-year-old girls giggle over their favorite boy band? How could anyone NOT be into that????!!!!"

 

Funny. Yet, terribly true. "Paunchy, balding old poofs" makes me giggle like a school girl.

[Rick Munroe]

>the way 13-year-old girls giggle

>over their favorite boy band

 

Woody, there are no "boy bands" anymore; that is just so 1999. :7

[Guest alanm]

Actually the boy bands have been replaced by Josh Groban and the teen aged girls by middle class housewives and their "okay I'll go to the damn concert" husbands. I assume woodlawn dislikes Groban, if only because he's popular and a regular on PBS pledge week. It's a compliment to Rick as well because Groban sings in several languages so Rick gets culture points. However, there's still about a decade difference in ages between Josh and Rick, but who's counting.

[+ Axiom2001]

>It's amazing how quickly something meant to be funny and

>amusing can disenigrate into such a pissy catfight...:-(

 

These are my thoughts precisely!

 

:

[Guest ChgoBoy]

>>Funny thread....even with all the malcontents putting in

>>their thoughts. Come to Texas please!!!! and bring Derek

>>too!!

>

>I know what you mean about those "malcontents." Can you

>imagine anyone who's NOT into reading an endless number of

>posts from all the paunchy, balding old poofs who enjoy

>giggling about Rick Monroe the way 13-year-old girls giggle

>over their favorite boy band? How could anyone NOT be into

>that????!!!!

>

 

 

Woodlawn...you are so talented and good at what you do, do. Perhaps you might want to take a walk on the wild side sometime, the side that is just looking for something less constructed than four walls that have no in-balance...For God sakes bro, lighten up....Life is not always all about you.

[Vincent_Michael]

Id love to be shown how it’s done right hehe. I for one would just love to meet the two of you and maybe you could meet my partner as well. After that I am going to grab your harry chest lol!

[taylorky]

jeeeessshhhhh y'all......get a room:+

[Rick Munroe]

I'll grab back. :9