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Without naming names, I was turned down from a major adult movie distributor because I didn't meet their minimum "excited state length" requirement! A competing company knows that girth can be good, too.

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;);):rolleyes:

Without naming names, I was turned down from a major adult movie distributor because I didn't meet their minimum "excited state length" requirement! A competing company knows that girth can be good, too.

 

If you are 6 - you are a regular guy - If you are 8 - you are a porn actor =

 

If you are 10+ You are on the road to your own brand - website - line of toys - public appearances -

cross-over to mainstream acting - owning your own strip club and fucking closeted Republican

Politicians/Religious Leaders/ and Nancy Pelosi for $5-600 an hour and retiring to Palm Springs at

30yo as a trophy boy with a pre-nup type contract a condo a blank check for school or a business if you want a Corvette and a coke habit!;);):cool:

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A porn star friend of mine once said: "the camera adds two inches."

 

He was not as endowed as the porn studio claimed. The studios photoshop the stills and other media to the point of ridiculousness.

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