It's not too late...

[whipped guy]

...to still send your favorite working guy a Christmas message. May I suggest the following:

 

 

 

 

[+ WmClarke]

...to still send your favorite working guy a Christmas message. May I suggest the following:

 

 

 

 

LMAO. Thanks for posting--I have texted these to some of my favorite guys.

[+ purplekow]

I prefer "Happy Holidays Can I get in your chimney."

 

Or perhaps more generally: "Santa comes on Christmas, I'll be Santa and You be Christmas"

 

Or perhaps historically: "The three wise men followed a star so that could drop to their knees in adoration. Well you are a star and I have two friends, care to have us over for a reenactment?"

 

Or perhaps Biblically: "If you need to, you may go to town on my ass"

 

Or perhaps Punningly: "Let's make Christmas the hole-iest day of the year."

 

Or perhaps carolingly: "I have just donned my gay apparel, can I come to your place and take it off?"

 

Or perhaps modern traditionally: "I have a Yule log, come on over and set it on fire"

 

Or perhaps on the DL: "Okay, I told my wife I was going out to make some deliveries. Meet me on the corner. I'll be the one with big bag and the white beard,"