Personal Hygiene

[Jbdesc]

So I'm versatile - it's a balance of give and take. That being said, on top of showering thoroughly before meeting an escort I also use an anal douche. I prefer to be squeaky clean inside and out. Sorry if that's too much info for some but it is preface to my question.

 

If I am meeting an escort that is versatile, or bottom - do I request they do the same prior to meeting? Or is this an unspoken understanding? I ask because I don't want to seem rude, or overly demanding about someone's hygiene; I just know that it will not be as enjoyable for me if I have to worry about the cleanliness of their nether-regions.

 

Is it okay to straight up ask them before hand? How would you approach the subject without seeming like a tool?

 

Thanks!

[Guy Fawkes]

An experienced escort will understand and will be squeaky clean.

 

However, as many can testify: "Shit Happens."

 

If you experience a hygienic problem; gentle communications and an offer to scrub their back will usually be gratefully accepted.

 

A supply of Cinnamon Altoids and the mention of the fleet enimas under the bathroom sink is also useful.

 

So I'm versatile - it's a balance of give and take. That being said, on top of showering thoroughly before meeting an escort I also use an anal douche. I prefer to be squeaky clean inside and out. Sorry if that's too much info for some but it is preface to my question.

 

If I am meeting an escort that is versatile, or bottom - do I request they do the same prior to meeting? Or is this an unspoken understanding? I ask because I don't want to seem rude, or overly demanding about someone's hygiene; I just know that it will not be as enjoyable for me if I have to worry about the cleanliness of their nether-regions.

 

Is it okay to straight up ask them before hand? How would you approach the subject without seeming like a tool?

 

Thanks!

[Jbdesc]

An experienced escort will understand and will be squeaky clean.

 

However, as many can testify: "Shit Happens."

 

If you experience a hygienic problem; gentle communications and an offer to scrub their back will usually be gratefully accepted.

 

A supply of Cinnamon Altoids and the mention of the fleet enimas under the bathroom sink is also useful.

 

Thank you, unfortunately that means I may need to start buying single use fleets again, haha. Good advice and better than the alternative.

 

I think my main problem is I won't put my face/mouth anywhere in that area unless I know they have douched and I feel it's a sensitive subject. Not with escorts, but with previous flings I've had them get offended by me simply asking, perhaps they thought I was insinuating they were not clean. Either way I'll stock up and give gentle communication a try should the need arise.

 

Cheers!

[BabyBoomer]

Thank you, unfortunately that means I may need to start buying single use fleets again

 

Buy the 4 pack, they're cheaper.

 

~Boomer ~

[Jbdesc]

Im versatile too, so I always ask a client whats he generally into ahead of time so theirs no surprises. If he's says he's top or verse then I automatically know to take a couple more minutes getting clean down there I know some guys want it now but all i ask is give me some time to freshen up as I'm sure waiting 10-15 minutes more is better than me showing up and having a (literally shitty experience)

 

and even if Im just topping, I always like to take a shower before hand, brush teeth, pop a gum, choose a sexy cute outfit, i mean just bc I'm topping doesn't mean I can't put effort also in looking clean for you gentlemen

 

Somewhat slippery slope there - I tend to shy away from saying specifically what I am looking for. I hint towards the subject saying I enjoy this, or I enjoy that. Or even saying I enjoy everything you listed on your ad. Maybe I should be more specific so they know what steps I may expect then to take? Glad to see you have your hygiene game on point in either position.

[Guy Fawkes]

Don't work the problem until it's a problem. Better to be prepared and not need to use it than not being prepared and needing it.

 

Thank you, unfortunately that means I may need to start buying single use fleets again, haha. Good advice and better than the alternative.

 

I think my main problem is I won't put my face/mouth anywhere in that area unless I know they have douched and I feel it's a sensitive subject. Not with escorts, but with previous flings I've had them get offended by me simply asking, perhaps they thought I was insinuating they were not clean. Either way I'll stock up and give gentle communication a try should the need arise.

 

Cheers!

[Guy Fawkes]

Babe, as long as I can wash your back, I'll never complain.

 

Will somebody review this kid so that he can put his review page in his signature?

 

Im versatile too, so I always ask a client whats he generally into ahead of time so theirs no surprises. If he's says he's top or verse then I automatically know to take a couple more minutes getting clean down there I know some guys want it now but all i ask is give me some time to freshen up as I'm sure waiting 10-15 minutes more is better than me showing up and having a (literally shitty experience)

 

and even if Im just topping, I always like to take a shower before hand, brush teeth, pop a gum, choose a sexy cute outfit, i mean just bc I'm topping doesn't mean I can't put effort also in looking clean for you gentlemen

[BaronArtz]

Papi its your money, don't be scared to demand what you want

 

Papito, I absolutely love the enthusiasm that you bring to this board. Always love reading your posts. As a client though, I make sure to never demand anything. Does having $300 in my pocket give me the privilege to demand a specific intimate activity with a fellow human being? With the knowledge perhaps that he may agree to do it just because he needs to make rent that week? I am in the camp of those who would say 'no'.

[+ Eric Hassan]

So I'm versatile - it's a balance of give and take. That being said, on top of showering thoroughly before meeting an escort I also use an anal douche. I prefer to be squeaky clean inside and out. Sorry if that's too much info for some but it is preface to my question.

 

If I am meeting an escort that is versatile, or bottom - do I request they do the same prior to meeting? Or is this an unspoken understanding? I ask because I don't want to seem rude, or overly demanding about someone's hygiene; I just know that it will not be as enjoyable for me if I have to worry about the cleanliness of their nether-regions.

 

Is it okay to straight up ask them before hand? How would you approach the subject without seeming like a tool?

 

Thanks!

 

If you went to a restaurant and you ordered a chicken sandwich, but it didn't say on the menu if it came with mayo and you really want mayo on your chicken sandwich, wouldn't you ask for mayo?

 

It's absolutely OK to ask for what you want. As mentioned above by @BaronArtz don't demand - ask! Some escorts will always be cleaned out, others will clean out when it's requested or they think their client might want that, others will never clean out.

 

Ask for the damn mayo, or eat your sandwich dry!

[+ Truereview]

Ask for the damn mayo, or eat your sandwich dry!

Lol! I'd like my Hassan Sandwich hot and ready to devour.

 

I do think that what @Jbdesc is now asking is "how do i ask the escort in advance to clean up down there (via text or whatever communication method I'm using) without having an electronic trail of what might be incriminating evidence." Telling him to just ask directly is not helping his concern unless you guys are saying it is totally ok to be that overt upfront in communication and that there is no risk.

 

Since I'm versatile, I typically say something like this: "I'm fully verse and enjoy a squeaky clean experience with my partners." If the guy doesn't get the hint, he just wants you to have a shitty experience or he is dense. Also, when I meet the guy and we get going, I say something "I can't wait to have me some of that, did you have a chance to clean up?" 99% of the time, they are ready. I have had two guys tell me they weren't. One I could tell he didn't want to be ready, and the other was just dense. The latter, I offered a douche I carry in my toolkit. The former...we just made the best of the circumstances.

 

Does anyone have some better solutions or effective practices? I'm all ears. I luv exchanging ideas to enhance our good times!

[+ Eric Hassan]

Lol! I'd like my Hassan Sandwich hot and ready to devour.

 

I do think that what @Jbdesc is now asking is "how do i ask the escort in advance to clean up down there (via text or whatever communication method I'm using) without having an electronic trail of what might be incriminating evidence." Telling him to just ask directly is not helping his concern unless you guys are saying it is totally ok to be that overt upfront in communication and that there is no risk.

 

Since I'm versatile, I typically say something like this: "I'm fully verse and enjoy a squeaky clean experience with my partners." If the guy doesn't get the hint, he just wants you to have a shitty experience or he is dense. Also, when I meet the guy and we get going, I say something "I can't wait to have me some of that, did you have a chance to clean up?" 99% of the time, they are ready. I have had two guys tell me they weren't. One I could tell he didn't want to be ready, and the other was just dense. The latter, I offered a douche I carry in my toolkit. The former...we just made the best of the circumstances.

 

Does anyone have some better solutions or effective practices? I'm all ears. I luv exchanging ideas to enhance our good times!

 

You are correct - the how can be tricky. I like what you said. I've had a few clients ask more directly - "would you please be prepared to bottom?" - and that has been nice as it removes any doubt.

[+ Truereview]

You are correct - the how can be tricky. I like what you said. I've had a few clients ask more directly - "would you please be prepared to bottom?" - and that has been nice as it removes any doubt.

I do say that with regulars all the time. Well, except when I'm planning to get plowed.

I would never be that explicit on text/email with a new guy to me (no matter how well they are known).

Maybe I'm being way too cautious?

[Jbdesc]

I do say that with regulars all the time. Well, except when I'm planning to get plowed.

I would never be that explicit on text/email with a new guy to me (no matter how well they are known).

Maybe I'm being way too cautious?

 

That is one aspect to the issue I'm trying to overcome. If I've never met someone before I am very careful with how I word things. I like your idea of, "I love a squeaky clean experience". I think I have what I need now - how to not seems like a tool by asking, and how to ask without over-exposing myself.

 

Thanks everyone!

[corndog]

Let's say that you've hired an escort for an outcall, and, upon arrival, you offer them a fleet enema to clean up. If they spend 15-20 minutes in the restroom getting prepared, should the clock start when they're done, or should that be part of the time you're paying for?

[MikeyGMin]

my main problem is I won't put my face/mouth anywhere in that area unless I know they have douched

 

Not sure a douche is required for face/mouth action. The nose knows. I have only had one guy many years ago who showed up and wasn't ready for this type of activity. I just aborted and went on to other things.

 

say something "I can't wait to have me some of that, did you have a chance to clean up?"

 

I like the word "prepared" more than "clean." It feels more direct without questioning overall hygiene.

[ericwinters]

Cinnamon Altoids

???

[+ VeryHappyCustomer]

A few times in my life shit has happened. I suggested we hop in the shower together and everything worked out.

[Jbdesc]

Let's say that you've hired an escort for an outcall, and, upon arrival, you offer them a fleet enema to clean up. If they spend 15-20 minutes in the restroom getting prepared, should the clock start when they're done, or should that be part of the time you're paying for?

I suppose that would rely heavily on the expectations that I set. If it was unbeknownst to them that I enjoy a bottom then I would say it's on my dime. If they're going to bottom and are not prepared its on their dime, imho. This could be questionable though as I never directly tell someone prepare your asshole.

[sincitymix]

???

for halitosis

much like cinnamon lube, i dont think cinnamon altoids should be going into any other orifice

[jjkrkwood]

No matter how squeaky clean, Ass usually just smells like ass.

[TopTierTop]

Im versatile too, so I always ask a client whats he generally into ahead of time so theirs no surprises. If he's says he's top or verse then I automatically know to take a couple more minutes getting clean down there I know some guys want it now but all i ask is give me some time to freshen up as I'm sure waiting 10-15 minutes more is better than me showing up and having a (literally shitty experience)

 

and even if Im just topping, I always like to take a shower before hand, brush teeth, pop a gum, choose a sexy cute outfit, i mean just bc I'm topping doesn't mean I can't put effort also in looking clean for you gentlemen

I only top but I totally agree with what you are saying. I almost never have a client who is not booked days or at least many hours in advance, but when I do I always insist on a minimum of one hour's notice in cases where the client is looking for right now or cannot commit to an exact time. Also, I find that guys who don't want to wait an hour are doing it impulsively and may regret spending the money later. I never want my clients to have any regrets

[+ José Soplanucas]

Not sure a douche is required for face/mouth action. The nose knows. .

 

You can be sure, a douche is highly recommended even for face/mouth action. If you stay in the surface is ok, but if you are into going deep with your tongue, your taste buds may detect something your nostrils didn't earlier. I'm obviously speaking from experience.

[BaronArtz]

No matter how squeaky clean, Ass usually just smells like ass.

 

Nobody ever said it smelled like Chanel No 5.

 

That reminds me though, of a session I had with John aka 'Hottmuscleboy' - not advertising at the moment - in New York. I met him after work. While I was taking off my impeccable Hermes tie, he presented me with his astonishingly shaped muscular ass cheeks in plain vision. He had spread them apart. A perfectly shaved crack, save for a few naturally blonde hairs remaining, surrounding his soft pink boy pussy. The sight of it all ... Perfectly cleansed, and ready for a gentle lube and probe, which he thoroughly seemed to enjoy.

 

I am sorry to be so graphic.

[+ José Soplanucas]

Nobody ever said it smelled like Chanel No 5.

 

That reminds me though, of a session I had with John aka 'Hottmuscleboy' - not advertising at the moment - in New York. I met him after work. While I was taking off my impeccable Hermes tie, he presented me with his astonishingly shaped muscular ass cheeks in plain vision. He had spread them apart. A perfectly shaved crack, save for a few naturally blonde hairs remaining, surrounding his soft pink boy pussy. The sight of it all ... Perfectly cleansed, and ready for a gentle lube and probe, which he thoroughly seemed to enjoy.

 

I am sorry to be so graphic.

You are sorry??? We forgive you, but please do not stop.

[Jbdesc]

Nobody ever said it smelled like Chanel No 5.

 

That reminds me though, of a session I had with John aka 'Hottmuscleboy' - not advertising at the moment - in New York. I met him after work. While I was taking off my impeccable Hermes tie, he presented me with his astonishingly shaped muscular ass cheeks in plain vision. He had spread them apart. A perfectly shaved crack, save for a few naturally blonde hairs remaining, surrounding his soft pink boy pussy. The sight of it all ... Perfectly cleansed, and ready for a gentle lube and probe, which he thoroughly seemed to enjoy.

 

I am sorry to be so graphic.

Annddddddd then?