Has THIS ever happed to YOU?

[jjkrkwood]

Tell us about your Best "Ah-ha" moment...

 

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For me, I always was Gay, but entered the Gay scene with a clear picture of the type of guy I wanted to hook-up with. Always a size queen, I was also once very superficial about looks. I wanted the most attractive looking guy (to me), and would often turn down guys that showed interest in me but who I felt didnt meet my attractivness "standard"..... Many years down the road, when cruising the gay bookstore on Christopher street in NYC, I was having a slow night.. I propped myself up in that booth for hours and waited for Mr Right, that never showed up. Bored and tired, I finally settled for and older, plain, non-descript little nerdy guy, whom i would NEVER have looked at had I not been desperate to suck a cock and go home.

 

Well, THAT guy turned out to have the biggest, thickest cock, and heaviest low hangers I have ever seen to this day.. Sucking his cock brought tears to my eyes. THAT was my ah-ha moment when I realized "Girl, what were you thinking" ? I needed to get real and drop that superficial shit when it came to choosing. Dont get me wrong, I LOVE an attractive man with muscles when I can get it, BUT from that day I no longer dismiss any option that shows itself to me.

[Jbdesc]

A nice body, a nice cock - these are definitely great but a guy who knows just what to say will always be the first in line for me. Love a man who can talk me out of my clothes. Add a sexy accent and oh man am I in trouble. I'm a very mentally stimulated person.

[+ Axiom2001]

This happened twice to me on separate occasions when I met two hot cariocas, natives of Brasil. Each visited me singularly, but when it came time for me to receive their huge, "blessings"-- I hesitated and denied their inserting it into my tight "chunnel," for they were too big for me to attempt. I felt bad that I could NOT accommodate these beautiful, thick and wide uncut cocks, but I did not want to be injured or torn apart!

 

When I viewed what you'd posted-- a huge smile came to me for I reflected on what I wrote above; I hesitated before posting, but thought, what the hell. I have experienced this or something symbolic of...!

[+ Funguy]

I am definitely NOT a size queen - after all, too much of a good thing....

But there have been a few guys who are on the larger side with whom I have been hesitant who clearly know just what to do and now, no problem. Definitely girth is more of a situation than length, but again, their experience and knowledge of technique will overcum all the time.

[+ poolboy48220]

I met up with an escort in the mid-90's who was absolutely enormous - I was willing to try taking his dick, but he said he rarely topped because he'd hurt some guys. We had fun anyway, and I joked with him when we were done and his cock flopped back down on his abs with an audible "smack" that the neighbors would hear it.

[+ poolboy48220]

I just rewatched Amy Schumer's "Trainwreck", and the opening scenes are about her hooking up with a bunch of different guys. One guy takes his pants down, and she's got some funny lines about being amazed by its size. "That thing looks like the whole cast of Game of Thrones!" "Did you ever fuck anyone with that? Where are the bodies buried?" Played by Josh Segarra, who had a similar bit in the show "Sirens" (about how well-hung we was) - wonder if it's true?

[+ glennnn]

I just rewatched Amy Schumer's "Trainwreck", and the opening scenes are about her hooking up with a bunch of different guys. One guy takes his pants down, and she's got some funny lines about being amazed by its size. "That thing looks like the whole cast of Game of Thrones!" "Did you ever fuck anyone with that? Where are the bodies buried?" Played by Josh Segarra, who had a similar bit in the show "Sirens" (about how well-hung we was) - wonder if it's true?

 

How can we find out if it is true? You could take him to a bar. Buy him lots of beer and follow him in to the bathroom.

[+ glennnn]

I always tried to see the cocks of the big, burly guys in the locker room. Big guy= big dick, right? Later, I had a super slim friend in college- 5' 10, 135 pounds. We became roommates and I saw him naked. His cock was super thick and hung down to well below midthigh. Anaconda! The biggest penis I've seen in person to today. AHA! I've never looked at thin, wirey guys the same. Who knows what is lurking in the leg of those loose fitting pants?

[jjkrkwood]

I always tried to see the cocks of the big, burly guys in the locker room. Big guy= big dick, right? Later, I had a super slim friend in college- 5' 10, 135 pounds. We became roommates and I saw him naked. His cock was super thick and hung down to well below midthigh. Anaconda! The biggest penis I've seen in person to today. AHA! I've never looked at thin, wirey guys the same. Who knows what is lurking in the leg of those loose fitting pants?

 

From my ongoing research, its usually the Big guys that have the small dicks, and those skinny little guys always amaze with their Trouser snakes.

[+ Funguy]

Recently, in line at the market, I had one of the best belly laughs of all time. I'm 5'9, shoe size 9 - 9.5 and standing next to me is this approximately 70ish guy who is about 5'6 or so and maybe 140-145 lb at the most. His wife is lightly holding his arm just like a happy couple -

She is short and proportionate to his slimness.

I looked down at his feet for no apparent reason and did a double take (Had I been drinking something it would have been the epitome of a classic "spit take"!) His feet had to be easily size 15. As I raised my eyes they wandered over to the wife and she had a very subtle smile and an almost imperceptible nod.

After they paid and strolled out, I just let the laugh out and out and out. When asked what was so funny it just led to more laughs!

[jjkrkwood]

Recently, in line at the market, I had one of the best belly laughs of all time. I'm 5'9, shoe size 9 - 9.5 and standing next to me is this approximately 70ish guy who is about 5'6 or so and maybe 140-145 lb at the most. His wife is lightly holding his arm just like a happy couple -

She is short and proportionate to his slimness.

I looked down at his feet for no apparent reason and did a double take (Had I been drinking something it would have been the epitome of a classic "spit take"!) His feet had to be easily size 15. As I raised my eyes they wandered over to the wife and she had a very subtle smile and an almost imperceptible nod.

After they paid and strolled out, I just let the laugh out and out and out. When asked what was so funny it just led to more laughs!

 

Orthopedic shoes give a BIG appearance.

[jjkrkwood]

How would You Rate MY Feet ?

 

[+ quoththeraven]

I always tried to see the cocks of the big, burly guys in the locker room. Big guy= big dick, right? Later, I had a super slim friend in college- 5' 10, 135 pounds. We became roommates and I saw him naked. His cock was super thick and hung down to well below midthigh. Anaconda! The biggest penis I've seen in person to today. AHA! I've never looked at thin, wirey guys the same. Who knows what is lurking in the leg of those loose fitting pants?

 

You can't tell a book by its cover. And average-sized works better for me anyway.

 

I will not offend anyone's delicate sensibilities by explaining why.

[+ Truereview]

I'm an average sized guy "down there," but I do have big feet and hands.

So what's a boy to do?

Try his best to become what @Jbdesc describes so eloquently:

...a guy who knows just what to say will always be the first in line for me. Love a man who can talk me out of my clothes. Add a sexy accent and oh man am I in trouble.

Here's to trying despite our shortcomings

[+ Funguy]

Orthopedic shoes give a BIG appearance.

 

Sorry, sweetie, plain old loafers.

[escortrod]

I'm an average sized guy "down there," but I do have big feet and hands.

So what's a boy to do?

Try his best to become what @Jbdesc describes so eloquently:

 

Here's to trying despite our shortcomings

Being average sized is hardly a shortcoming.

[+ Axiom2001]

From my ongoing research, its usually the Big guys that have the small dicks, and those skinny little guys always amaze with their Trouser snakes.

 

"...Trouser snakes." Those two words are oh so friggin' sexy and one hell of a turn on for me!

 

How would You Rate MY Feet ?

 

Three weeks ago an escort asked me if I were into feet; I replied, "NO!" Well, from my looking at these enticing feet on this man, I think I could at least try to enjoy and perhaps overdose! I'd give him a score of 100!