Ideas for a dream masturbatoreum

[+ Just Chuck]

I read a fictional story where a character built a dedicated room for masturbation in his home and called it his masturbatoreum. So, I've been daydreaming about what that room might entail. I can think of a few categories of things that might be neat:

• Soundproofing - for both privacy and distraction control
  
• Dimable indirect lighting
  
• Ease of cleaning: non-porous, smooth, and washable surfaces throughout
  
• Audio-video: big screen & surround sound
  
• Lying, kneeling, standing, and seated options for furniture and play
  
• Secure door for interruption-free experience
  
• Toy storage rack for frequently-used toys
  
• Toy storage cabinet for occasionally used toys
  
• Clothing rack on the wall
  
• Space heater
  
• Toy fixtures for hands-free experiences
  
• Rack of lubricants: masturbation cream and water-based for insertable, etc.
  
• Cabinet of personal clean-up supplies
  
• Cabinet of toy and room cleaning supplies
  
• Tissue and paper towel dispenser
  

So, what haven't I thought of?

[Guy Fawkes]

Glory Hole

[bigvalboy]

Liquor...

[+ Eric Hassan]

I read a fictional story where a character built a dedicated room for masturbation in his home and called it his masturbatoreum. So, I've been daydreaming about what that room might entail. I can think of a few categories of things that might be neat:

• Soundproofing - for both privacy and distraction control
  
• Dimable indirect lighting
  
• Ease of cleaning: non-porous, smooth, and washable surfaces throughout
  
• Audio-video: big screen & surround sound
  
• Lying, kneeling, standing, and seated options for furniture and play
  
• Secure door for interruption-free experience
  
• Toy storage rack for frequently-used toys
  
• Toy storage cabinet for occasionally used toys
  
• Clothing rack on the wall
  
• Space heater
  
• Toy fixtures for hands-free experiences
  
• Rack of lubricants: masturbation cream and water-based for insertable, etc.
  
• Cabinet of personal clean-up supplies
  
• Cabinet of toy and room cleaning supplies
  
• Tissue and paper towel dispenser
  

So, what haven't I thought of?

 

Poppers

A urinal

Poppers

Snack fridge

I'll trade the space heater for central air/heat

And some more poppers

 

I also think it's charming that you included "ease of cleaning." Perhaps this is where my sloppy adolescent comes out, but personally, I wouldn't bother to clean up.

[+ Just Chuck]

Liquor...

Ooh yeah. A small liquor cabinet and mini-fridge would be great.

 

Sipping a beverage can help control the pace and extend the pleasure.

[AdamSmith]

[+ glennnn]

 

 

Call me naive, but why are there two dildos?

[+ glennnn]

No mirrors, please!

 

maybe just some beach photos of myself from my 20's and 30's?

[AdamSmith]

Call me naive, but why are there two dildos?

I was wondering the same thing, actually.

 

Automated double penetration?

[+ Eric Hassan]

Call me naive, but why are there two dildos?

 

Boys can get very greedy.

 

And women have sex, too.

[+ glennnn]

Boys can get very greedy.

 

And women have sex, too.

 

Oh, yeah! Not naive. Just very focused on men!

[+ friendofsheila]

Hef's grotto, without the va-jay-jays.

[+ friendofsheila]

Hef's grotto, without the va-jay-jays.

 

Oh, wait, this is for solo activities.

 

Then: glorious Technicolor, breathtaking Cinemascope, and stereophonic lube warmers.

[+ MasssageGuy]

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[dlee02]

Or one (or a few) of these...:rolleyes:

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/threads/would-you-consider-this.118886/

[+ nycman]

A large convenient stainless steel sink and a giant

walk in shower with lots of shower heads for easy clean up.

 

I like showering in a huge shower...almost as much as I like

masterbating...almost.

 

Funny, I don't like masterbating in the shower though.

[nycguy]

As a teenager, my bedroom was a 4 or 5 loads a day masturbatoreum.

[AdamSmith]

Or one (or a few) of these...:rolleyes:

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/threads/would-you-consider-this.118886/

I don't know... Seems like the thing's lifelessness would impart some feeling of necrophilia to the act of coupling with it.

 

OTOH, once the teledildonics revolution really gets going...!

[liubit]

As a teenager, my bedroom was a 4 or 5 loads a day masturbatoreum.

Oh, yours too? Great minds think alike :rolleyes:

[+ MasssageGuy]