Escort hosted, but had no bed !

[feldersteve]

Many years ago, when I was somewhat leaner, I was seeing "Michael" -an extraordinary masseur/with benefits. We usually ended the session somewhat intertwined on his table, which was fine. One evening, he was so excited to show me his new table which was more comfortable and came with lots of features. So I assumed the position and indeed it was a very nice table. But when Michael joined me by climbing aboard, the legs of the table gave way and we pancaked to the floor in seconds. We screamed like little girls, but we were not hurt at all. Apparently the table had not been assembled properly. So we just decided to continue our session on the table, although now it was flat on the floor. We laughed about it, but I've always been a little nervous climbing onto a massage table since.