Escort dud

[Joe Rose]

Well, the guy I been seeing came on 1st meeting without me asking after I came. Though I could tell he must have came previously since only a drop or 2 came out. lol. The next time I did mention to him that I love seeing guys cum, he came a lot. He mentioned many of his clients don't care about him cumming. I booked him recently and he told me that the 1st date that I chose he would not be able to cum, that I may want to choose another date. Very appreciative of that. His honesty will pay off for him.

[jjkrkwood]

You guys are actting like escorts are Pavlovian trained dogs and can CUM on cue.... Body physiology is peculiar, and Cumming often is dependent on signals from the brain. Although you would expect an escort should be able to CUM under any circumstance, they are Human and often if a connection is lacking, or a mood is not right, the "lava wont flow".... Cut the guy some slack. He aint a fucking machine. For all of you that consistently say how escorts should be treated respectfully, requiring him to perform like a circus act and shoot his load for you doesn't sound too respectful to me. Maybe, just maybe "he just aint that into you" ?

[liubit]

I wholeheartedly agree with @jjkrkwood

[robberbaron4u]

Ah, me! What has become of the business dictum "Satisfaction Guaranteed"?

[MiamiLooker]

Although you would expect an escort should be able to CUM under any circumstance, they are Human and often if a connection is lacking, or a mood is not right, the "lava wont flow"....

Or, if you're client number 5, 6, 7 or 8 that day.

[MiamiLooker]

Ah, me! What has become of the business dictum "Satisfaction Guaranteed"?

I think the client's satisfaction is expected to derive from simply paying the escort his fee.

[jjkrkwood]

Ah, me! What has become of the business dictum "Satisfaction Guaranteed"?

 

It disappeared when God made ugly ass people ! If you don't turn the poor guy on, he aint able to "give you his gift"..... The only guarantee in life is that you are gonna DIE.....

[robberbaron4u]

As always, jjkrkwood has hit the nail squarely on the head and driven it home without the need of a second whack. . .

[+ harey]

If I said i had 5 clients to do that day it would the same as giving someone the finger. You're only a number I have to do that day. What an insult. Not to mention just gross. Do you want to suck a cock that's been in two or three asses before you that day?

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[jjkrkwood]

If I said i had 5 clients to do that day it would the same as giving someone the finger. You're only a number I have to do that day. What an insult. Not to mention just gross. Do you want to suck a cock that's been in two or three asses before you that day?

 

 

Sadly cali, a lot of guys DO want to, and that's OK, but just be realistic about the situation. Unless he's boiling up some sperm in a caldron for you, his balls just might not be able to accommodate your demands then.

[LADoug1]

It disappeared when God made ugly ass people ! If you don't turn the poor guy on, he aint able to "give you his gift"..... The only guarantee in life is that you are gonna DIE.....

True but harsh. Makes me feel bad.

[caliguy]

Sadly cali, a lot of guys DO want to, and that's OK, but just be realistic about the situation. Unless he's boiling up some sperm in a caldron for you, his balls just might not be able to accommodate your demands then.

Yeah, you can fake an erection but you really can't fake an orgasm. No pill for that I know of. Orgasm is kind of a wonderful but very complicated process when you think about it. Its completely out of our control. Sometimes I have my own issues with it though. Be unrealistic and unfair to expect it from others.

[jjkrkwood]

True but harsh. Makes me feel bad.

 

 

Which part doug, the "not getting sperm" OR the dying ? For the sperm part, if at first you don't suckseed, try, try again. But the dying part, I cant help you with !

[LADoug1]

Which part doug, the "not getting sperm" OR the dying ? For the sperm part, if at first you don't suckseed, try, try again. But the dying part, I cant help you with !

The concept of seeming so ugly that the escort can't/won't want to be with a client.

[jjkrkwood]

The concept of seeming so ugly that the escort can't/won't want to be with a client.

 

Any professional escort "shouldn't" make an issue of the clients looks, however his "physiological" ability may be affected if he doesnt have that sexual connection or attraction. It's just something that cant be helped. Oft times the body has a mind of its own.

[MiamiLooker]

Any professional escort "shouldn't" make an issue of the clients looks, however his "physiological" ability may be affected if he doesnt have that sexual connection or attraction. It's just something that cant be helped. Oft times the body has a mind of its own.

Luckily for most professionals, they don’t allow any “physiological” issues to affect their hand and finger dexterity at the end of the session.

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[jjkrkwood]

Luckily for most professionals, they don’t allow any “physiological” issues to affect their hand and finger dexterity at the end of the session.

http://rasmussentaxgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/commingling-funds.jpg

 

 

That's FINE if the "Scort" leaves you in PARADISE

 

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But NOT if you are left asking.........

 

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