Security Alert for Christmas Travelers

[OneFinger]

Apparently people continue to try and take weapons aboard airlines. According to Boston Herald, Security at Logan Airport is confiscating 11,000 to 15,000 items per month including "...guns, grenades, nunchucks and foot-long hunting knives. Screeners have also found several carefully concealed weapons such as a knife disguised as a lipstick container and a piece of jewelry that turns into a throwing star."

 

http://news.bostonherald.com/images/localRegional/20041220_weapons_lg.jpg

 

In recent months, officials have discovered several bizarre concealment techniques by passengers, including a 78-year-old Florida woman found with a handgun hidden in a book, a 10-year-old boy from Florida with a knife hidden in his shoe and a woman in Las Vegas caught carrying a pen knife in her bra.

 

Read the entire article at:

 

http://news.bostonherald.com/localRegional/view.bg?articleid=59709

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"In recent months, officials have discovered several bizarre concealment techniques by passengers, including a 78-year-old Florida woman found with a handgun hidden in a book, a 10-year-old boy from Florida with a knife hidden in his shoe and a woman in Las Vegas caught carrying a pen knife in her bra."

 

And just today a travelling escort was caught with one finger up his ass. Both men are in custody.

[OneFinger]

...And just today a travelling escort was caught with one finger

up his ass. Both men are in custody.

 

And does anyone want to guess which escort has a big enough ass to accommodate me??? :+

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I do! I do!

 

Does he live in New York City?