How does TSA/Customs feel about large dildos?

[+ WhamIAm]

This may be an odd one.

 

Leaving MTL for home (DC) tomorrow. While I was here, I bought a fairly large (and quite realistic looking) dildo for playtime. I'm not a shy guy, but I'm not sure how I'd feel about being confronted with a large piece of rubber at the border, or when boarding my connecting flight in the US. OK, I do know how I'd feel -- incredibly awkward.

 

Soooo -- does anyone have any expertise on the issue? Do I put it in my carry-on? Check my bag? Give it away to some lucky boy on my way to the airport?

 

I figure some escorts might be the experts, but all opinions welcome.

[Guy Fawkes]

Trust me, they've seen worse. Just raise your right eyebrow at them if they say anything.

 

http://www.brandculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/TheRocksRaisedEyebrow.jpg

[rvwnsd]

If they say anything simply suggest they use it to do a full body cavity search.

 

But seriously, Guy Fawkes is right. They have seen much much worse. You will be fine.

[Zman]

If they say anything simply suggest they use it to do a full body cavity search.

You know how when the TSA wants you to turn on your laptop to prove it's usable and not a bomb....what if they want you to prove the dildo is fully functionall?

[rvwnsd]

You know how when the TSA wants you to turn on your laptop to prove it's usable and not a bomb....what if they want you to prove the dildo is fully functionall?

Sometimes, a man has to do what a man has to do!

[Guy Fawkes]

You look at them and say:"Ok. Which of you is willing to take one for the team?"

 

You know how when the TSA wants you to turn on your laptop to prove it's usable and not a bomb....what if they want you to prove the dildo is fully functionall?

[Becket]

Just check your bag. You'll probably get one of those notes from security saying they have searched your luggage. They'll have had a good laugh and you'll get your item.

[Bearofdistinction]

Trust me, they've seen worse. Just raise your right eyebrow at them if they say anything.

 

http://www.brandculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/TheRocksRaisedEyebrow.jpg

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[Kevin Slater]

How does TSA/Customs feel about large dildos?

 

With enough poppers, they do just fine.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ WhamIAm]

How does TSA/Customs feel about large dildos?

 

With enough poppers, they do just fine.

 

You win the interwebs today.

 

For those who were worried, I and my (not so) little friend are safely back home. And renewing our acquaintance.

 

Wham

[sincitymix]

put a note with the dildo letting them know its for when you get home, so you can get fucked over by the tsa a second time

[marylander1940]

This may be an odd one.

 

Leaving MTL for home (DC) tomorrow. While I was here, I bought a fairly large (and quite realistic looking) dildo for playtime. I'm not a shy guy, but I'm not sure how I'd feel about being confronted with a large piece of rubber at the border, or when boarding my connecting flight in the US. OK, I do know how I'd feel -- incredibly awkward.

 

Soooo -- does anyone have any expertise on the issue? Do I put it in my carry-on? Check my bag? Give it away to some lucky boy on my way to the airport?

 

I figure some escorts might be the experts, but all opinions welcome.

 

Up to you... it's your own damn business, just bring one or two and checked your bag but I guess that's just common sense.

 

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http://inspirary.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/dildo-airport-prank.jpg

 

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[kewtex]

 

Food for thought.

[Guy Fawkes]

and how did that react?

You win the interwebs today.

 

For those who were worried, I and my (not so) little friend are safely back home. And renewing our acquaintance.

 

Wham

[terp]

Just make sure it's not loaded.

[ChrisWydeman]

This may be an odd one.

 

Leaving MTL for home (DC) tomorrow. While I was here, I bought a fairly large (and quite realistic looking) dildo for playtime. I'm not a shy guy, but I'm not sure how I'd feel about being confronted with a large piece of rubber at the border, or when boarding my connecting flight in the US. OK, I do know how I'd feel -- incredibly awkward.

 

Soooo -- does anyone have any expertise on the issue? Do I put it in my carry-on? Check my bag? Give it away to some lucky boy on my way to the airport?

 

I figure some escorts might be the experts, but all opinions welcome.

Check your bag or they may not let you on. If its big enough its considered a weapon

[+ WhamIAm]

Guess I'm glad I didn't fly out of Texas.

 

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Dildos-are-descending-on-the-UT-Austin-campus-9181629.php

[robberbaron4u]

Robert Sepulveda Jr, a/k/a Prince Charming, should be able to answer your question with authority as by his published videos. LOL. . .

[+ stevenkesslar]

It actually was part of the fun of flying back in the days after 9/11 when they did thorough inspections, even at the gate. Rubbers, lube, etc. I have no shame, so it was fun watching their facial expressions. I made a point of trying to maintain eye contact and smiling when they went through my shit.

 

My favorite was the time in Costa Rica a client brought maybe like 6 Fleet enemas. He learned he didn't like getting fucked much, so he gave them to me to take home. So when I'm checking in this nice security person (not TSA) is looking through my baggage and pulls out the Fleets and is trying to figure out WTF they are. So I look her and say, "para limpiar mi culo," to clean my ass. She just burst out laughing and I guess she learned something new about Gayland that she probably didn't care to know. Try buying a Fleet anywhere in Latin America.

 

And speaking of how much I despise the TSA, I refuse to check luggage, and that is largely because I can't tell you how many times clients have had to deal with 2 or 3 days of having their stuff lost until it is found. (That of course is the airlines' fault). But one of the few times I did check luggage somehow a $400 pair of Oakley sunglasses mysteriously disappeared from my luggage. When I want to channel Tea Party, I think TSA.

 

 

 

Which just goes to show. Better to have a dildo up your ass than the TSA.

[MasterMaxRR]

Never had a problem here transporting toys and such as long as I take the batteries out first. Also as a side note, when I moved to Australia, I almost got in trouble big time for taking my porn dvd's with me.