Robster and I need help

[+ Socalguy]

Welcome homo Rob!

 

Geez Wayne, isn't it just a bit early for that sort of thing?

huh, a bit early? what does that even mean? how can it ever be too early for a cock sucking whore to rock your world? Who are you and what did you do with the real Steven Kesslar? You've changed, it's like I don't even know you any more, man.

[+ stevenkesslar]

huh, a bit early? what does that even mean? how can it ever be too early for a cock sucking whore to rock your world? Who are you and what did you do with the real Steven Kesslar? You've changed, it's like I don't even know you any more, man.

 

Sorry, that was my boyfriend Kenny speaking for me. He's a little bit prudish, I'm afraid.

 

It's Steven here now. I was busy having an orgy in a gas station bathroom. Never mind.

 

You're thinking about it exactly right, Wayne.

[+ WilliamM]

You're thinking about it exactly right, Wayne.

 

I have been in the hospital several times, each time for a week. Steven, I thought your first response was excellant because you never know how you will feel just out of the hospital. The first day or two at home can be tough.

 

Because I do not know anything about the specific hospital, I apologize ahead of time, if the hospital has a reputation for not discharging patients too early.

[+ Socalguy]

I must admit that out of the three hospitals Rob was in during the past month, the last one was the best. His first night there he got a full body rubdown with moisturizing cream from Patrick who was extremely gorgeous in a Hollywood leading man sort of way and on his last night there, he got a shower with James, a handsome, muscular porn type of guy.

[+ WmClarke]

I was busy having an orgy in a gas station bathroom.

Was Ryan Lochte there?

[+ bigjoey]

I must admit that out of the three hospitals Rob was in during the past month, the last one was the best. His first night there he got a full body rubdown with moisturizing cream from Patrick who was extremely gorgeous in a Hollywood leading man sort of way and on his last night there, he got a shower with James, a handsome, muscular porn type of guy.

 

Now that is where I want to go if I have to go to a hospital

[+ stevenkesslar]

I have been in the hospital several times, each time for a week. Steven, I thought your first response was excellant because you never know how you will feel just out of the hospital. The first day or two at home can be tough.

 

Because I do not know anything about the specific hospital, I apologize ahead of time, if the hospital has a reputation for not discharging patients too early.

 

Proving once again that you are inherently thoughtful, and I am inherently crass. It was just meant to be a crass sex joke.

 

Wayne got my drift, and shook me back to me senses. Err, I mean sexes.

[+ stevenkesslar]

Was Ryan Lochte there?

 

Sheesh! Don't you know Rule # 2 of every good prostitute? Always be completely discreet.

 

Of course, Rule #1 is fuck whoever you can, whenever you can. So all I can say is if Ryan Lochte was there, he probably needed a pillow under his ass when he took that plane ride home.

 

Now that I have shamelessly stolen the thread, let's return to the subject at hands, which is Rob's recovery. I'm sure him and Wayne are certainly not thinking about this kind of crass nonsense.

[+ Socalguy]

I'm sure him and Wayne are certainly not thinking about this kind of crass nonsense.

Nice try Kenny!

[rvwnsd]

Hmm, maybe it is time to switch from Anthem to Kaiser!

 

Glad to hear Rob has been treated well.