Speaking of the worlds biggest asshole!

[bigguyinpasadena]

While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than I should have) I passed over a bridge, only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.

 

He pulled me over, walked up to my car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know asked,

 

"What's your hurry, chief?"

 

"I'm late for work."

 

"What do you do?"

 

"I'm a rectum stretcher, officer."

 

"A what?...A...rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

 

"Well, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet across."

 

"Ok ....and what do you do with a six-foot asshole?"

 

"You give him a radar gun and stick him behind a bridge."

 

Traffic ticket:

$95.00

 

Court costs:

$45.00

 

Look on cop's face ... Priceless!

 

(Some things, money can't buy)

[bigguyinpasadena]

While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than I should have) I passed over a bridge, only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.

 

He pulled me over, walked up to my car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know asked,

 

"What's your hurry, chief?"

 

"I'm late for work."

 

"What do you do?"

 

"I'm a rectum stretcher, officer."

 

"A what?...A...rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

 

"Well, I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole until it's about 6 feet across."

 

"Ok ....and what do you do with a six-foot asshole?"

 

"You give him a radar gun and stick him behind a bridge."

 

Traffic ticket:

$95.00

 

Court costs:

$45.00

 

Look on cop's face ... Priceless!

 

(Some things, money can't buy)

[Guest Delaware Man]

roflmao!

[Guest ncm2169]

AWESOME BGP!! :+

[Funseeker 22]

And you`ll see in Court - When ??? :-)

[+ Lucky]

Does he escort?

[Spida]

Thank you! That was hilarious you don't know how many times I wanted to say something like that to a cop :-) Of course I will do almost anything ;-) to get out of a ticket..

[DaninWA]

Let me see if I have this straight:

 

You admit you were speeding. A cop, doing his job, pulls you over. You insult the cop. He gives you a ticket.

 

How does this make him the asshole?

 

Dan

[bigguyinpasadena]

Its a joke son,a joke!