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The good news: Home Depot is installing these in a pilot store in Des Moines at the contractor's counter for customers waiting in line.

 

The bad news: The pilot plan does not include any provision for cleaning beyond the normal nightly janitorial process.

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I'm just not that mechanical...as in

 

mechanical adjective (WITHOUT THOUGHT)

without thinking about what you are doing, esp. because you do it often:

"The guy jacked-off in a slow, mechanical way." ;)

 

 

Maybe we can find you one where you can Vary the speed and tension ?

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There once was a man named Orlean

Who invented a fucking machine.

Both concave and convex,

It could serve either sex.

But oh, what a bastard to clean.

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