Sounds Like ...

[Guest ncm2169]

Department of Escort Confusion

 

Found in an escort's profile on a listing site that caters to both male and female clients:

 

< Hello Ladies! A new stallion is in H-town. I am 22, 6'3, 200lbs, athletic built, and well in doubt (emphasis added). I aim to please and to be pleased. If you are a woman who is looking for a good time then look no further. Come and try Mr. Carmel, I guarentee I'll melt in your mouth and not in your hands. >

 

I kid you not. :+

[bostonman]

>Department of Escort Confusion

>

>Found in an escort's profile on a listing site that caters to

>both male and female clients:

>

>< Hello Ladies! A new stallion is in H-town. I am 22, 6'3,

>200lbs, athletic built, and well in doubt (emphasis

>added). I aim to please and to be pleased. If you are a

>woman who is looking for a good time then look no further.

>Come and try Mr. Carmel, I guarentee I'll melt in your mouth

>and not in your hands. >

>

>I kid you not. :+

 

Reminds me of the (non-escort)guy who recently wrote the following ad headline on a yahoo group post:

 

Bottom looking to be collard

 

I wrote back, asking, "Collard? As in collard greens?"

 

He didn't seem to get the joke. :-(

[CT Dick]

Bostonman, you keep hitting "reply with quote." That makes the whole previous posting get reprinted. Why not just hit "reply" and have your posting include just your statement?

 

Dick

[+ Lucky]

RE: Sounds Like ...I heard it before!

 

CT Dick, you have it nailed here! I cannot understand the need to re-post the original statement in order to reply to it. This often happens with the very first reply, and it makes no sense to me.

[bostonman]

RE: Sounds Like ...I heard it before!

 

Ok, guys, I get the hint...

[Flower]

RE: Sounds Like ...I heard it before!

 

>CT Dick, you have it nailed here! I cannot understand the

>need to re-post the original statement in order to reply to

>it. This often happens with the very first reply, and it makes

>no sense to me.

 

>CT Dick, you have it nailed here! I cannot understand the

>need to re-post the original statement in order to reply to

>it. This often happens with the very first reply, and it makes

>no sense to me.

 

So what are you saying, Lucky? }(

[+ Lucky]

RE: Sounds Like ...I heard it before!

 

I am saying that you need to post more often here. Otherwise it is just so much wilted lettuce.

[BewareofNick]

RE: Sounds Like ...I heard it before!

 

That reminds me of an e-mail at work today regarding Kirstie Alley's flicking someone off on the cover of the star. It referred to her inappropriate hand jester.

[Vincent_Michael]

RE: Sounds Like ...I heard it before!

 

Please people now days are way to sensative about things today

[BobbyThompson]

RE: Sounds Like ...I heard it before!

 

>Please people now days are way to sensative about things

>today

 

Add me to the Confused Escort roster, because I never have the slightest idea what you attempt to say.

[Steven_Draker]

RE: Sounds Like ...I heard it before!

 

Bobby, you must read between the lines ... ;-)

[Vincent_Michael]

RE: Sounds Like ...I heard it before!

 

Wow you don’t? Hmmmmm Ok. I hope you have a positive Thanksgiving and keep having a positive attitude!

[Boston Guy]

RE: Sounds Like ...I heard it before!

 

Nice response. :-)

 

Responding to criticism with a cordial, polite answer is a nice way to impress your friends and confound your enemies. Once again, I'm impressed.

 

BG

[Guest ncm2169]

RE: Sounds Like ...I heard it before!

 

Damn, Bobby. x( I thought you'd post about also being very well in doubt. :+