Wizmark ... the ultimate in ad placement.

[Guest bighugbearphx]

It's no secret that advertisers are getting aggressively clever in getting their message across. We are bombarded by advertising on the sides of buses, on the floor in supermarkets and convenience stores, on "interactive" shopping carts, "product placement" in TV shows and in movies, on the plastic bags you get your groceries or daily newspaper in, "pop-ups" on the internet, etc. It's to the point where almost nothing would surprise us now.

 

Prepare to be surprised.

 

Introducing "Wizmark" ... the "interactive urinal communicator!" (I'll pause and let that sink in a few seconds) ........... No joke, this "liquid-activated" multimedia device is placed in the plastic guard (to make it safe from flushing) in public urinals, and - when activated - it delivers its message by "talking, singing, flashing lights" and on a self-contained screen. The developers explain you have their "undivided attention", since men's room etiquette demands one look straight ahead, never to those on either side of you.

 

I'm actually looking forward to finding one. I've seen many ads I would have preferred to piss on, and this will give me the opportunity!

 

Their website:

http://www.wizmark.com/

[Rick Munroe]

>men's room etiquette

>demands one look straight ahead, never to those on either side

>of you.

 

Screw men's room etiquette; I like to check out the goods. }(

[+ deej]

When urinals start "talking, singing, flashing lights", there's gonna be a lot of wet walls from the surprise! LOL

 

Somehow, I can't see redneck bubba after his 4th beer standing stock still when the show starts.

[CT Dick]

A major purveyor of restaurant supplies in and around DC shares my last name. And, they up it on plastic urinal guards. It's curious how many of the powerful are peeing on me. (I guess that means yellow hanky on the right.) :7

 

Dick

[Juan Vancouver]

Man, that sounds dangerous...

 

what can be more pleasurable than taking a good piss? And what can be mroe dangerous than hearing a voice at crotch height while you are feeling that much pleasure?

 

"Buy Armani clothes... Armani clothes are elegant"

 

If a voice at crotch height told me to buy a feather boa while I am feeling such rushes of contentment through my johnson... I think I would but it!!!

 

Maybe to avoid the danger, lots will be peeing sitting on the toilet. (There is no danger involved... I dont give a shit what I hear while pinching a loaf!)

 

Did I just write that?