Baron status

[beachboy]

Good Lord I've become a Baron-didn't even notice! Surely there should be some sort of inauguration/initiation with suitable robes & paraphernalia?!

[+ Truereview]

Congrats! I gotcha whatcha like!

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2013/03/flowerdick.jpg

[beachboy]

Congrats! I gotcha whatcha like!

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2013/03/flowerdick.jpg

Thank you. Just what I need- a huge phallus with a sweet aroma!!

[mattr]

Congrats.... I became a Viscount without even knowing it... there was a thread on here describing the different levels and how to achieve them but I can never remember what it is called

[LivingnLA]

Congrats.... I became a Viscount without even knowing it... there was a thread on here describing the different levels and how to achieve them but I can never remember what it is called

 

http://www.companyofmen.org/threads/what-do-our-titles-here-mean.106228/#post-983579

[beachboy]

:::bows deeply::::

 

Since I made Apprentice I feel like Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone-r.

Hope that bow ends up with you on your knees !

[Irtwo]

Congrats.

[beachboy]

Yeah but I got to hurry up. Theses wizarding robes chafe when you go commando.

'il faux suffrir pour gagner.' - It is necessary to suffer in order to succeed.' Undergarments are a barrier to pleasure - mine!

[+ Truereview]

Yeah but I got to hurry up. Theses wizarding robes chafe when you go commando.

 

'il faux suffrir pour gagner.' - It is necessary to suffer in order to succeed.' Undergarments are a barrier to pleasure - mine!

I offer you some wisdom from another shorty like me...

http://www.mazapoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/french-picture-quotes.jpg

[mike carey]

'il faux suffrir pour gagner.'

'Il faut'

 

Of course you could have meant (cue fake French) 'You have to fake suffering to succeed'.

[+ glennnn]

Congrats! This country and this forum need more royalty..... a baron is royal, right? You should receive your AKIA Castle Kit in 4 to 6 weeks. Round up some of the novices and apprentices to help with the assembly.

[TruthBTold]

Certainly with all the ass sharing you shall rise in the ranks in no time and have the tongues of the rest of us out and ready. Tallyho, Countess TBT

[beachboy]

'Il faut'

 

Of course you could have meant (cue fake French) 'You have to fake suffering to succeed'.

Merci mon brave.

[beachboy]

Congrats! This country and this forum need more royalty..... a baron is royal, right? You should receive your AKIA Castle Kit in 4 to 6 weeks. Round up some of the novices and apprentices to help with the assembly.

I wonder how many parts will be missing or won't fit!

[beachboy]

Certainly with all the ass sharing you shall rise in the ranks in no time and have the tongues of the rest of us out and ready. Tallyho, Countess TBT

Love ❤ the cut of your jib (& the thought of those tongues !)

[jjkrkwood]

BB, I know you are expecting a CROWN now, but your TIARA will be in the mail....Wear it Proudly Bitch !.....

 

[beachboy]

BB, I know you are expecting a CROWN now, but your TIARA will be in the mail....Wear it Proudly Bitch !.....

 

Oh I will dependant on the size as to where I'll wear it!!

[TruthBTold]

Oh I will dependant on the size as to where I'll wear it!!

 

 

Well, it is not the size, it is the élan! Not that I would know.

[beachboy]

Well, it is not the size, it is the élan! Not that I would know.

But you're a Count & I'm only a Baron, surely you know how & where to wear bejewelled objects!

[jjkrkwood]

But you're a Count & I'm only a Baron, surely you know how & where to wear bejewelled objects!

 

If he doesn't, here's an illustration

 

http://www.esculpta.com/410-thickbox_default/le-cock-ring-v-satyr-penis-ring.jpg

[TruthBTold]

But you're a Count & I'm only a Baron, surely you know how & where to wear bejewelled objects!

 

Well, I was mentioning that I never had to worry about the size of things.

[beachboy]

Well, I was mentioning that I never had to worry about the size of things.

Boastful eh?!!

[TruthBTold]

Well, I AM a Count.

[beachboy]

Well, I AM a Count.

I guess I should my homage my liege. Your pleasure?!

[instudiocity]

Well, I AM a Count.

First time I read that, I didn't see the 'o'!