USA synchro diver...Steele Johnson??

[fedssocr1]

So, this poor kid's parents either had a terrible sense of humor or they wanted their kid to be a stripper/porn star/escort...

http://www.nbcolympics.com/news/david-boudia-and-steele-johnson-extend-synchronized-10m-platform-lead-us-olympic-trials?utm_network=facebook&utm_post=5918545&utm_source=FB+-+NBC+Olympics&utm_tags=srm%5Bolympics%2Carticle%2Cdiving%5D

[+ sync]

o, this poor kid's parents either had a terrible sense of humor or they wanted their kid to be a stripper/porn star/escort...

 

I'm really slipping. It has taken me all this time to get fedssocr1's point/pun about "Steele Johnson."

[Juan Vancouver]

Oh, fuck, it must be that I haven't had my coffee yet...You are not the only one, Sync; I went to read the article a few times trying to find out that reference to his parents' bad sense of humour... and it was there, all along, glaring at me with its one steely eye.

 

I would have been quite pleased had my parents done that to me.

[+ glennnn]

I had a school friend who had the same name as his dad, Ted Johnson. He was none locally as "Little Johnson" it wasn't a problem until he was about 13.