New High of the week

[gallahadesquire]

My Personal Trainer has a protégé who is 21 and exercises like 4-5 hours DAILY. He's training for a MMA competition. I haven't gotten up the courage to ask the details and to attend.

 

His training sessions overlap with mine, so I get to watch him do things that are quite titillating. And he sweats a lot.

I've been doing so much upper back work that my nick name is "Batman". So I was on my side, and this Protégé says: "Man, have you got a BROAD back!"

 

Made my day. They had to swab the workout area after he exercised, because he sweats so much.

 

I get to see him on Friday, too!

[Mo Mason]

Funny how "broad" is a compliment to some of us.

 

I've always been so weak and effeminate, yet I've always been complimented on my broad shoulders. "You've got the body of a football player," they'd say.

 

"The body of a football player rubbing roughly up against mine."

 

"What?"

 

"Nothing."