Checking My SPAM Folder

[HooBoy]

I rarely check my SPAM Folder, but when I do, I find it amusing. Below are some of this week's senders "names" and subject lines. Remember, do not under any circumstances respond to SPAM. It verifies your address and you get on more lists. Yóu'll notice, I get Spam from myself. I do not send this stuff out, guys. This is for amusement purposes only.

 

From HooBoy, Suject: Thanks

 

From National Consumer, Sub: Hooboy, get rewarded for your opinion.

 

From conform, Sub: Urgent message from your doctor.

 

From Claude Sumner, Sub: Ahmed call your brother to do it!

 

From Geoffrey Burger, Sub: Your husband knows you watch girls fingering their cunt

 

From Latoya P. Beach (I just liked her name.)

 

From Slutty Teens, Sub: Join Teen Sex Website

 

From Dr. Kelli, Sub: Your test results

 

From Getting Laid, Sub: Let's meet and have sex tonight hooboy

 

From Dr. Tabitha, Sub: Call Me

 

From Frances Coffey, Sub: Hard to find items for Kris (Kris is hard to find, too.)

 

From HooBoy, Sub: Please her again with the blue pill

 

From Ebay, Sub: Your ebay account must be confirmed

 

From Interfered H Affability, Sub: Hooboy where is all the hotties at? (sic)

 

Aspen.

 

From Georgia Guerrero, Sub: Our little secret

 

From Valerie Betts, Sub: Find out if Jaime is a real woman

 

From Big Clemons, Sub: Permanent growth of your banana

 

From Hooboy, Sub: Hi!

 

From Hooboy, Sub: Hello

 

From Latonya Camp, Sub: Best of the best Hooboy

[Guest skrubber]

I never open an email that comes from somebody I don't know. What kills me is the spam that comes with Sub: Slutty #### looking for big cock or cock sucking sluts want to swallow cum - How do these guys get away with this shit? I have never been on a straight porn site so how is my address being circulated?

 

I have never received one from you HooBoy - I feel slighted